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Life Is Such a Bummer-For Contest

I knew I had to call a plumber  
   but he was busy 'til next summer. 
               Now I have no loo.
                What am I to do?
Well poop - my life is such a bummer!




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              December 22nd 2015
For Limerick Contest-Sponsor: JAN ALLISON
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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Koplin Avatar
November 7, 2020 at 9:19 AM
This one is really good Lin! Thanks for the giggle today old friend!
Onclaud Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 1:10 PM
a roaring luagh from me, lin.. big congrats and huggs
Lane Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 3:34 PM
thanks, Nette. I actually laughed when I wrote it!
Selfa Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 8:58 AM
Lin, Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!
Lane Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 9:14 AM
Thanks, Hansteven.
Wigley Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 3:20 AM
Nice to see you flushed with success, Lin. Or maybe not..... Congrats, Viv x
Lane Avatar
January 31, 2016 at 4:48 AM
lol Viv. I wasn't going to wait for a plumber. I purchased a book: Plumbing for Dummies...it flushes! Thanks.
Gorelick Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 3:37 PM
This one is good. congrats. BG
Lane Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 5:45 PM
Thanks, Barbara ;)
Dietrich Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 11:58 AM
haha. a good poop poem for Jan!! Congrats on the win.
Lane Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 5:45 PM
lol yeah, she does seem to have some kind of fascination with it.. yuck. Thanks, Andrea.
O'Leary Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 5:19 AM
Congrats on your win!!
Lane Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 7:09 AM
Thank you very much, Terry.
A. Sharma Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 3:08 AM
Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Lin!
Lane Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 7:06 AM
sorry that jumped, Upma, but thank you.
Lane Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 3:08 AM
Thank you, Janice.
Canerdy Avatar
January 29, 2016 at 7:45 PM
Great limerick, Lin. Congrats on your win. Janice
Lane Avatar
January 30, 2016 at 6:58 AM
Thanks, Janice
Allison Avatar
January 29, 2016 at 6:11 PM
oh the image is fab Lin congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
Lane Avatar
January 29, 2016 at 6:20 PM
Thanks, Jan. It was a fun contest.
Bickerstaffe Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 9:08 AM
Very clever... and hilarious! YOU found ALL the right WORDS also!! BRAVO! Best wishes, Keith
Bickerstaffe Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 9:23 AM
Oooh! FRENCH!!!!!!!! K. :)
Lane Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 9:18 AM
Merci beaucoup, Monsieur. Vous etes gentil.
Andresen Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 6:16 AM
- Thank you for a smile, Lin :) - luck in contest ! - Marry Christmas :) - Best wishes and hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Lane Avatar
December 23, 2015 at 6:37 AM
Thank you, Anne Lise. I'm delighted to make you smile. Although I don't celebrate the holidays I appreciate your thoughtfulness.
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