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Life Is Such a Bummer-For Contest

I knew I had to call a plumber  
   but he was busy 'til next summer. 
               Now I have no loo.
                What am I to do?
Well poop - my life is such a bummer!




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              December 22nd 2015
For Limerick Contest-Sponsor: JAN ALLISON
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015


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Date: 11/7/2020 9:19:00 AM
This one is really good Lin! Thanks for the giggle today old friend!
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Date: 1/31/2016 1:10:00 PM
a roaring luagh from me, lin.. big congrats and huggs
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/31/2016 3:34:00 PM
thanks, Nette. I actually laughed when I wrote it!
Date: 1/31/2016 8:58:00 AM
Lin, Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/31/2016 9:14:00 AM
Thanks, Hansteven.
Date: 1/31/2016 3:20:00 AM
Nice to see you flushed with success, Lin. Or maybe not..... Congrats, Viv x
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/31/2016 4:48:00 AM
lol Viv. I wasn't going to wait for a plumber. I purchased a book: Plumbing for Dummies...it flushes! Thanks.
Date: 1/30/2016 3:37:00 PM
This one is good. congrats. BG
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2016 5:45:00 PM
Thanks, Barbara ;)
Date: 1/30/2016 11:58:00 AM
haha. a good poop poem for Jan!! Congrats on the win.
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2016 5:45:00 PM
lol yeah, she does seem to have some kind of fascination with it.. yuck. Thanks, Andrea.
Date: 1/30/2016 5:19:00 AM
Congrats on your win!!
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2016 7:09:00 AM
Thank you very much, Terry.
Date: 1/30/2016 3:08:00 AM
Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Lin!
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2016 7:06:00 AM
sorry that jumped, Upma, but thank you.
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2016 3:08:00 AM
Thank you, Janice.
Date: 1/29/2016 7:45:00 PM
Great limerick, Lin. Congrats on your win. Janice
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/30/2016 6:58:00 AM
Thanks, Janice
Date: 1/29/2016 6:11:00 PM
oh the image is fab Lin congrats on your win:-) hugs jan xx
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Lin Lane
Date: 1/29/2016 6:20:00 PM
Thanks, Jan. It was a fun contest.
Date: 12/23/2015 9:08:00 AM
Very clever... and hilarious! YOU found ALL the right WORDS also!! BRAVO! Best wishes, Keith
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Keith Bickerstaffe
Date: 12/23/2015 9:23:00 AM
Oooh! FRENCH!!!!!!!! K. :)
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Lin Lane
Date: 12/23/2015 9:18:00 AM
Merci beaucoup, Monsieur. Vous etes gentil.
Date: 12/23/2015 6:16:00 AM
- Thank you for a smile, Lin :) - luck in contest ! - Marry Christmas :) - Best wishes and hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Lin Lane
Date: 12/23/2015 6:37:00 AM
Thank you, Anne Lise. I'm delighted to make you smile. Although I don't celebrate the holidays I appreciate your thoughtfulness.
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