Let's Talk About Your Bum

LET’S TALK ABOUT YOUR BUM Let’s talk about your bum, If you open it they will come. Stand up to the big guys, Pack a punch, The quicker-picker-upper; One for everyone. Let’s talk about your bum. Who wants a cold one? The further you go the more interesting it gets. Give 110%. Clean, dry, fresh, always, Now that’s better; There when you really need it. Ride hard or go home. We make cleaning cleaner, The world’s your playground. Let’s talk about your bum, It’s amazing what you’re capable of, You can do more, Make more happen. You can do anything, Let’s do this, It does a body good, Notoriously good. Let’s talk about your bum. Why not grab some? When you’re here you’re almost there. It’s go time! You’re richer than you think. Let’s talk about your bum. We are farmers, bum-da-dum ba-bum-bum-bum. We’re not comfortable until you are, * NOTE: I cannot (and will not) take credit for any of the lines in this poem, they are all taglines from TV commercials; you probably recognized some of them. My only creative contribution was the order in which they appear. I hope you laugh at the absurdity as I did writing it.