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Leery of the Theory

As a child, I was taught that God created everything But when I went to school, the theory of evolution was the accepted doctrine That kinda teaching didn't sit well with my parents, they gathered the kids around, read us the riot act Their voices dripped with scorn, and they didn't hold back They said listen here, don't you believe that crap If you think a monkey's your uncle, then you're a simple sap They said, search the scriptures, see what God says And every since then, that's how I'm led Now I'm a spiritual man, I'm a free thinker too Yes, I'm a man of faith, but scientifically trained to take a rational view So let me lay out my case against the evolution theory Give you my pointed rebuttal, as to why it makes me so leery Supposition number one, and it's all I really need to debunk this theory that got more holes than Swiss cheese Survival of the fittest, and only the strong survive This is the bedrock of the theory of evolution, but it's all just jive God said He created everything, and we are the sheep of His flock God said He was our strong refuge from all dangers within and without And if you know anything about animals, then you know sheep are the meekest of them all Man's theory says only the strong can survive, only the strong will evolve But God said that the weakest animal will inherit this green ball A sheep has no sharp teeth, no sharp claws They are not predatory, they don't have a mean streak in them at all So how did they evolve? Who protected them when we were supposedly swinging in a tree, who watched over them when we were in a cave fast asleep? They are the easiest animal to kill, possessing no survival skill So how did they evolve, how were they able to survive and live? Tell me this if you will According to the evolution theory, a sheep doesn't have what it takes to flourish in the gene pool It's weak, it's defenseless It should've got eaten alive in the first grade of survival school How did the penguin and the dolphin survive, how did the sparrow and the dove live? Please answer me this if you will According to Darwin's theory, they should all be extinct None of these meek creatures should be around today, so what's the common denominator, what's the link? God declared we are His sheep, and Satan is the strong lion devouring God protects the weak now, like He protected them back then That's just how it is, that's how it's always been The theory of evolution is a bunch of hooey, but believe it if you want to I melted that Swiss cheese, made it real gooey Now go eat it with that banana, if your daddy King Kong lets you

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 11/24/2016 11:29:00 AM
Hi Freddie...I had to come over and read this one after reading your other 'evolution' slam! Excellent food for thought. Regards // paul
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Date: 11/22/2016 7:45:00 PM
Hey, this is a great thought provoking yet witty way to debunk evolution Freddie; I totally agree that we were made in the image of God our Heavenly Father & He's no monkey!:) (Evolution is communist based btw)
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/23/2016 2:28:00 AM
Ty, Cheryl. I'm with you on this. Anybody who believes in evolution, just give me a "I'm with Stupid" T-shirt w/the arrow pointing at them, okay. Lol! Love the love, lady. Much love to you.
Date: 11/22/2016 3:37:00 PM
Hi Freddie, I see you have taken a light hearted approach on a good topic. I must say I agree with you, I don't get evolution. Well done:-)Alexis
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/22/2016 4:01:00 PM
Ty, Alexis. Glad you liked it. I'm w/you about evolution. It's a flawed theory. God purposefully used sheep to represent His people. God knew that man in his wisdom would reject Him and make their own theory of creation. Love you, lady.
Date: 11/22/2016 3:29:00 PM
This is hysterical and extremely thought provoking, I've lived it and my uncle is indubitably a monkey! Besides, you know about sheep. :)
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Freddie Robinson Jr.
Date: 11/22/2016 3:58:00 PM
Ty, Paloma. Yes, I do know about sheep. Baa, baa! Lol. I love poking fun at the theory of evolution. It's a riot to me. Darwin never factored in God in all of his brilliant observations. I got a real short and funny poem about God mocking evolution coming up. Ty for the love, and for the astute comments. Love always for you, my dear.

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