Laughter In the Workplace

Our patient needed some minor in-office surgery This is a true story, can't sue me for perjury Our new Dr M asked us the room to prepare The next thing that happened is true, I swear. The patient is ready, scared, and holding my hand When in walked the Dr, its not we'd planned! Wearing coveralls that had bold words on the front BOB'S AUTO REPAIR ,what as asinine stunt! The Doc is laughing, he thinks it' a grand joke The patient, alarmed, had started to choke. With great authority to the Dr I said.. "Go chance your clothes" as I'm seeing red He meekly turned and slunk out the door And BOB'S AUTO REPAIR was seen no more...,.. A true story....... More than 10 lines so it won't be accepted for the contest..but I wanted to share it anyway.. Boy, do I have Dr stories lol