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Lathered to Leathered

Hey barber, give me a shoe and a shine As he's lathered he feels just fine Then he views the shoe shiner Wow, what breasts, nothing finer My hands on them I wish they were mine Young lady, let's spend time in a motel room Get to know each other, vroom vroom I'm married, och, you'll be fine I'll pay, say your working overtime You tell him, the barbers my groom . Challenged to write this based on a joke!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 4/10/2015 11:42:00 PM
haha, Good joke!!
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James Fraser
Date: 4/11/2015 8:35:00 AM
Didn't think I'd manage to put it into Limerick form, glad I did, James :)
Date: 4/10/2015 4:54:00 PM
That's quite a limerick! You do have a knack for producing some fascinating ones.
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Date: 4/9/2015 11:42:00 PM
Great humour here James!
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James Fraser
Date: 4/10/2015 2:40:00 PM
Many thanks Upma. What I like about Limericks, they're not to be taken seriously. Happy weekend to you, James :)
Date: 4/9/2015 7:57:00 PM
Dino James, funny!!!! :) keep them coming.. :D! //olive eloisa
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James Fraser
Date: 4/10/2015 2:36:00 PM
Thank you kindly Olive, I'll do my best to keep writing them, smiles // James :) :)
Date: 4/9/2015 2:34:00 PM
ha ha ha James - oops! Hugs Jan xx 7 xx
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James Fraser
Date: 4/9/2015 3:08:00 PM
I was emailed a joke at work and challenged to write about it, and this is the outcome. Hugs// James // xx