James Fraser Poet Limerick

Lathered To Leathered

Hey barber, give me a shoe and a shine
As he's lathered he feels just fine
Then he views the shoe shiner
Wow, what breasts, nothing finer
My hands on them I wish they were mine

Young lady, let's spend time in a motel room
Get to know each other, vroom vroom
I'm married, och, you'll be fine
I'll pay, say your working overtime
You tell him, the barbers my groom




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Challenged to write this based on a joke!

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Andrea Dietrich April 10, 2015 at 11:42 PM haha, Good joke!! James Fraser April 11, 2015 at 8:35 AM Didn't think I'd manage to put it into Limerick form, glad I did, James :)

M. L. Kiser April 10, 2015 at 4:54 PM That's quite a limerick! You do have a knack for producing some fascinating ones.

Dr. Upma A. Sharma April 9, 2015 at 11:42 PM Great humour here James! James Fraser April 10, 2015 at 2:40 PM Many thanks Upma. What I like about Limericks, they're not to be taken seriously. Happy weekend to you, James :)

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser April 9, 2015 at 7:57 PM Dino James, funny!!!! :) keep them coming.. :D! //olive eloisa James Fraser April 10, 2015 at 2:36 PM Thank you kindly Olive, I'll do my best to keep writing them, smiles // James :) :)

Jan Allison April 9, 2015 at 2:34 PM ha ha ha James - oops! Hugs Jan xx 7 xx James Fraser April 9, 2015 at 3:08 PM I was emailed a joke at work and challenged to write about it, and this is the outcome. Hugs// James // xx