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Lampshades and Hangovers

Wearing a LAMPSHADE when I woke from this bed
All sorts of pounding still in my head
Need some grease
A HANGOVER release
Oh how I think I'd be better off dead

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Kim Merryman

Date: 5/29/2015 9:34:00 PM

That must have been some night! Great limerick, Tim! Congrats on your win! Love, KIm

Eve Roper

Date: 5/27/2015 8:58:00 PM

How funny, Tim, a 7 and congratulations on your wonderful win. Hugs :~)

John Lawless

Date: 5/27/2015 7:54:00 AM

Tim, My father told me once, as I hugged the commode, teary eyed, hung over: "son, the only cure for that is DEATH!!" Congrats on the high placement or as the song says "I've got friends in low places"

Paul Schneiter

Date: 5/26/2015 7:14:00 AM

Congratulations, Tim. The humor is classic, and the originality is . . . is (as my youngest son would say) awesome.

Tim Smith
Date: 5/26/2015 5:23:00 PM

Thanks Paul.....I kept throwing out words until I hit the right combination

Tim Ryerson

Date: 5/26/2015 4:20:00 AM

The first line had me rolling on the floor Tim! BIG congrats...Been-there-done-that (Minus the lampshade)

Tim Smith
Date: 5/26/2015 5:21:00 PM

Thanks Tim...I've seen the lampshade but I was never the recipient...lol

Viv Wigley

Date: 5/25/2015 9:34:00 PM

I have to admit waking up with a traffic cone on my head, once. And my shoes were in the fridge. I feel your pain. A worthy win, Tim. Regards, Viv

Tim Smith
Date: 5/26/2015 5:20:00 PM

I remember a motorcycle helmet one time...lol....Thanks Viv

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 5/25/2015 5:51:00 PM

Tim, Congrats on your L&H Limerick win. Love LINDA

Tim Smith
Date: 5/26/2015 5:18:00 PM

Thanks Linda

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/25/2015 2:53:00 PM

Big congrats, TIm.

Tim Smith
Date: 5/25/2015 2:54:00 PM

Thanks Andrea : )

Skat A

Date: 5/25/2015 2:46:00 PM

Awesome to see this on the list. SKAT

Tim Smith
Date: 5/25/2015 2:48:00 PM

Thanks Skat

MD Johnson

Date: 5/25/2015 2:03:00 PM

Very well done and congratulations.

Tim Smith
Date: 5/25/2015 2:05:00 PM

Thank you Michael

Jan Allison

Date: 5/25/2015 1:32:00 PM

Dropping back with my congrats Tim :-) Hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith
Date: 5/25/2015 1:46:00 PM

Thanks Jan...I'll have to go see

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 5/23/2015 10:53:00 PM

You have gotten better with your limericks, Tim. The beat is better! and I am really liking your humor too.

Tim Smith
Date: 5/25/2015 1:45:00 PM

Thanks Andrea : )

Kp Nunez

Date: 5/22/2015 6:48:00 PM

ugh! hahahah

Tim Smith
Date: 5/22/2015 6:56:00 PM

Thanks Kim....never had a lampshade on my head but I hear it happens...lol

Edwin Hofert

Date: 5/21/2015 3:26:00 PM

Reminds me of days gone by LOL. I'd be a wealthy man if I had a dollar for every time I swore off drinking. And maybe if I'd have stuck with it the first time I did. :) A 7 God bless my friend. Ed

Tim Smith
Date: 5/21/2015 3:30:00 PM

Lol....its never happened to me...the lampshade ....hangovers well cheap beer and college a different story

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 5/21/2015 1:01:00 PM

- Good one, Tim :)) - Drink lots of water !!! - I'm glad you still writing Limerick :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Tim Smith
Date: 5/21/2015 1:05:00 PM

Thanks A-L...Catie got me going with this contest of hers....they are addicting

Paul Callus

Date: 5/21/2015 12:41:00 PM

Shame on us for laughing at your predicament, Tim:) Hangovers are nasty! // paul

Tim Smith
Date: 5/21/2015 12:43:00 PM

I have been hungover but never like that Paul...lol

Eileen Manassian

Date: 5/21/2015 11:46:00 AM

:) Silly you!!! Good one! :) Thanks for the bday wishes on my poem. I'm grumpy....hardly anyone remembered! Hugs

Eileen Manassian
Date: 5/21/2015 11:52:00 AM

My good friends messaged me...that was nice. You saw my post on FJ's poem. I appreciate that you took the time to post a comment. Thanks

Tim Smith
Date: 5/21/2015 11:48:00 AM

I've had those feelings a few times.....be thankful some did remember.

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 5/21/2015 10:07:00 AM

LOL..the lampshade is wedged on tight enough to need grease..oh boy the night before must have been fun..LOL

Tim Smith
Date: 5/21/2015 10:12:00 AM

lol....I shouldn't have done those shotguns while standing on my head

Jan Allison

Date: 5/21/2015 9:23:00 AM

Got no sympathy Tim lol - made me giggle though! Hugs jan xx

Tim Smith
Date: 5/21/2015 9:29:00 AM

Fictional Jan.....I'm eating my Wheaties and then heading out for a bike ride.....actually Lucky Charms... Lol

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