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Lame Jokes

Patrick Ewing is Neanderthal, but his wife is pretty yawl. Neil Cannon face is comical, but Mariah Carey loved him so. Michael Jordan is crooked teeth and Juanita is petite. Donald Trump is running for President and so funny in what he represents. Jeb Bush is so political savvy his teeth sashays. Mark Anthony and Jay-Lo is an epitome of ethnicity and now divorcees. Just a critic here trying to make a living. Tamela Mann king is David Mann, but why is he so weak and his humor never entertains me. The Steve Harvey Show on radio is nothing though. Reverend Marvin Winan got car jacked in Detroit and now he is trying to revitalize youth to be attack some more. Hillary Rodham-Clinton fell and knock her brain to a southern hemisphere thereby becoming cognitive impaired. Barack Obama states he is not athletic at all, but why is he a cycling kangaroo –does anyone know? Dr. Oz is not a wizard a tall. Just a critic telling the score. Supreme Court Justice Ginsberg is another political Queen Elizabeth and this is not a compliment. Justice Young of Michigan Supreme Court looks like dummy. Mary J. Blige and Taylor Swift are haters of reality. Dr. Dre is a Putin made. Michelle Obama journey will soon sojourn. Maria Shriver is still in love with Arnold. A critic that knows from observation. Lame Jokes! _______________________________________________| Written August 28, 2015!

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