Knees

Once there was a young lad from Aberdeen 
Whose knees were the knobbiest ever seen. 
	He bought himself a kilt, 
	Wore the kilt without guilt 
He kept his bony knees kilt-worthy clean.


Written April 4, 2021
for Scotland - One Rule Contest
sponsored by Julia Ward
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Sambourne Avatar
March 10, 2021 at 10:46 PM
Superb. A clever take on the kilt trend for a fashionable Scottish lad. Well done. Brian
Hankins Avatar
March 11, 2021 at 8:48 AM
Thanks, Brian. I appreciated your visit.
Wolf Avatar
March 3, 2021 at 5:24 PM
Ha, ha! 'Kilt-worthy clean' is just super, L Milton! Maybe the Scotties would pay you to come up with more like this for their bagpipe-blowing wear. You never know in life. Thanks for the smile. :) gw
Hankins Avatar
March 3, 2021 at 7:03 PM
Thanks, Gershon. They just might!
Fowler Avatar
March 2, 2021 at 6:50 AM
LOL Too cute! :) Linda
Hankins Avatar
March 2, 2021 at 8:40 AM
Thanks, Linda. It was fun writing.
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