King Size Bull-Crap-Collaboration

You may be living in a king size house Sleeping in a king size bed Laying on a king size mattress With a king size pillow for your head You may wear a king size diamond On your king size ring Or you may be living in a king size mess Messing up everything You may have a king size wallet And a king size car But if you don't have a king size heart It won't take you very far You may use a king size mirror For your morning face Or you may dress up like a Barbie doll With your king size make-up case You may have a king size suit And wear a king size tie Or you may be living in a plastic bubble Telling a king size lie You may ride a king size Harley Or a truck with king size tires You may even be a fireman Who puts out king size fires You may rule a king size Nation Like a tree with king size rings You may even be a salesmen To invest in king size bling Don't walk around like you're all that From the bull-crap you've been fed Just be yourself and just stay cool Don't wear a king size head