Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

King Kong -- Slightly Bawdy

Annabelle's husband called himself King Kong
She marvelled at his thick 'carrot,' so strong
   It measured twelve inch
   And caused her to flinch
He sighed: 'Thought you liked your veg'tables long'

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Ken Rone April 8, 2021 at 3:27 PM So.... yes, the carotene helped my night vision and ... OMG! Gershon Wolf April 8, 2021 at 5:33 PM Should have called this one 'Night Visions.' Great idea there, Ken. Cheers, Gershon

Caren Krutsinger April 6, 2021 at 9:02 AM Oh, my goodness! Wow! Gershon Wolf April 6, 2021 at 7:57 PM btw: If you're interested I have 9-inch 'junior sizes' as well as 15-inch 'King Kong specials. lol. Smiles, gw

Lindsay Laurie April 4, 2021 at 9:39 PM G'day Gershon ... when you say twelve inches, you don't mean a foot do you. I guess not - thanks for the chuckle Gershon - Lindsay Gershon Wolf April 5, 2021 at 5:37 PM Why, Lindsay! Of course, I mean that 12 inches = a foot. Where has your mind landed, my friend?! lol. Thanks, gw

Janice Canerdy April 2, 2021 at 4:06 PM Oh, Wow! LOL, Gershon. Janice

Terry Flood April 2, 2021 at 2:26 PM Blimey, fifty shades of orange. I hope she didn’t cut the top off his carrot and plant it in the garden. Good laugh Gershon. Terry Gershon Wolf April 2, 2021 at 2:50 PM I've heard those kind of carrots don't require either sunshine or rain. Just rub them a little if they're not growing... And there's the rub! ~ W. Shakespeare

Alexis Y. April 2, 2021 at 12:34 PM Lol! Gershon Bawdy and hilarious:-) Alexis Gershon Wolf April 2, 2021 at 3:00 PM Well, then I guess that it was ' Bawlarious!' lol. Thanks, Alexis! :) gw

Robert Pettit April 2, 2021 at 12:00 PM Whoa! What a new twist on that ape climbing the Empire State Building! I like it. Gershon Wolf April 2, 2021 at 3:01 PM Just call Annabelle's husband 'Twisted Carrot,' I guess. lol. Thanks, Robert, gw

Kim Rodrigues April 2, 2021 at 11:38 AM Slightly or loud and proud bawdy?! lol

L Milton Hankins April 1, 2021 at 8:17 PM Aw, Gershon...I think you're raking the bottom of your creative barrel here! LOL. But, nice rhyme and meter!

David Mchattie April 1, 2021 at 7:57 PM Funny stuff my friend. Well penned indeed. Stay frosty my friend.