Kentucky Derby Weekend At Church

They wore their Kentucky Derby headdress hats into the church. The minister knew that no one would be seeing him that day. He liked conducting a sermon the weekend of the Derby. He did not have to comb his hair or brush his teeth. Wise people sequestered behind the hats stopped struggling to see. Resigning themselves to the fact that it was a hopeless quest. Aha! They all saw the disheveled reverend on their way out. Commenting later at Sunday dinner that his hair stuck straight up.