Keepy Uppy - Bawdy
It seems I had a slim chance of a podium position
In the viagra eating contest I faced such stiff competition
If I don’t get at least a third, a medal I’ll be missing
And that’s a shame because it isn’t cheeks that they’ll be kissing
Perhaps I’ve been blacklisted since the time I won first place
I got my medal but then I was sent home in disgrace
When the mayoress knelt and hung a medal on my little guy
That last viagra kicked in and I poked her in the eye
I left so quickly that I had to go home in my shorts
I got some knowing looks but I couldn’t read their thoughts
A few young ladies seemed to think that I was rather hot
They looked at me then at sky and all they said was ‘What?’
Copyright © Terry Flood | Year Posted 2021
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