Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Keeping Abreast of the Situation - Bawdy Limerick

KEEPING ABREAST OF THE SITUATION


A lady's out doing her shopping
She's braless, both boobies are flopping
V necked dress, not the best
Cos out popped her right breast
The nipple display was eye popping!

I observed this today -  this buxom lass bent forward to get something that she had dropped and I got a real eyeful – she wasn’t fazed just whopped it back in and got on with her shopping!!!

For Leah - thanks for encouraging me to write this  story BBxx 

07/20/21

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Beryl Edmonds August 2, 2021 at 5:27 PM Cricky Jan she could have been abreasted for indecent exposure, or perhaps it would have been a treat for the police. You tell a whale of a tale, real pick-me-ups… Belle :-) x

Leah Earles July 24, 2021 at 6:50 AM Aw this has made me giggle! Really brightened up my day ?

Joseph May July 22, 2021 at 8:25 PM Lol, she let it it hang out for a bit..

Millard Lowe July 22, 2021 at 4:31 PM Another day in the life of life's challenges to those who are chosen to be in the services of others. Peace and Love.

David Kavanagh July 22, 2021 at 12:32 PM A mere wardrobe malfunction Jan, them knockers need to be kept under control, there always hitting of me, lol, but no seriously, another unrestrained exquisite Limerick, cheers David

Mike Gentile July 22, 2021 at 11:49 AM I bet that was hysterical as is your Limerick as well !! Your humor is contagious xxoo

Tom Cunningham July 22, 2021 at 8:11 AM Lol, if this heat continues we'll be all walking around in our birthday suits. Tom

Tania Kitchin July 22, 2021 at 4:25 AM Ha Ha, Jan, so hilarious, love your bawdy poems! hugs

Delice Arleen Skelly July 21, 2021 at 11:35 PM It could happen to anyone of us... lol Very funny Jan....Delice

Sandra Adams July 21, 2021 at 5:27 PM lol...i am sure it was funny to see, some of us would be embarrassed but i guess not all are phased... made me laugh as a good limerick should! :)

David Mchattie July 21, 2021 at 4:44 PM Very witty my friend. Gave me a chuckle. Have a great day.

Eve Roper July 21, 2021 at 1:37 PM haha... no shame for some... but braless sounds good. Soup Mail

Rico Leffanta July 21, 2021 at 11:14 AM Lucky you! I would not have hesitated to lend her an hand!

Victor Buhagiar July 20, 2021 at 11:10 PM Funny but quite common these days. Hugs xxoo

David Mohn July 20, 2021 at 8:10 PM bawdy indeed...very funny Jan. It was fun watching your fellow islander Mark Cavendish the last few weeks by the way :)

Andrea Dietrich July 20, 2021 at 5:18 PM oh my, that is not good. haha. I sure like this one, Jan.

L Milton Hankins July 20, 2021 at 3:15 PM Oh my! I take it she must've planned it that way. Where am I when the good ones happen? I could have offered to help her put it back where it belonged! Jan Allison August 5, 2021 at 1:42 PM Hope you have large hands Milt lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Charlotte Jade Puddifoot July 20, 2021 at 2:29 PM funny one, jan! something similar happened to me once, good job i can laugh at myself lol.:) Jan Allison August 5, 2021 at 1:42 PM oh wahta a booboo Charlotte lol:-) hugs jan xx

Alexis Y. July 20, 2021 at 1:53 PM Lol! Jan, This is hilarious! She should have secured her boobies much better. Thanks for the laughs:-) Alexis Jan Allison August 5, 2021 at 1:41 PM lol thanks Alexis:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer July 20, 2021 at 11:33 AM This is hilarious, Jan! You’ve painted a very vivid and funny picture! Jan Allison July 20, 2021 at 11:44 AM Oh Ilene it was so hilarious, she just popped her 'spaniel's ear' back in her dress and walked on, I was trying not to laugh. I told an friend about it and she said there had to be a poem about it and you know me i can't resist a challenge!:-) hugs Jan xx