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For Jan Allison's contest

Keep Off the Couch Says Miss Manners

I worry about a deep scratch, That is on the glass, not the hatch. On couch, keep a clutch - Your blow’s a bit much, When farts, with a stain, do dispatch.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Anaya Avatar
June 29, 2023 at 8:49 AM
Lol. Time for plastic covers like our aunties used. Loved your great humor!
Rodrigues Avatar
June 29, 2023 at 3:00 PM
Thank you, Anaya! Surely would keep plastic if it was that necessary…lol!
Bilverstone Avatar
June 28, 2023 at 11:08 AM
Funny. Who doesn't love a fart joke?!
Rodrigues Avatar
June 28, 2023 at 11:26 AM
LOL
Edmonds  Avatar
June 24, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Kim, that’s the beauty of leather, if one should sit in the altogether, stains wipe away from display… Belle
Rodrigues Avatar
June 24, 2023 at 5:40 AM
Truly…lol
Bell Avatar
June 24, 2023 at 12:31 AM
I just think people should wear nuclear suits when they visit.
Rodrigues Avatar
June 24, 2023 at 5:41 AM
I’ve never had those kind of unpleasant guests…lol
Buhagiar Avatar
June 23, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Sweet Kim, we should always mind our manners. Loved it.
Rodrigues Avatar
June 24, 2023 at 5:41 AM
LOL…thanks!
Proxenos Avatar
June 23, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Worry about what manners should be like and not about material things that absolutely don't matter. hugs dear Kim and blessings, Jennifer.
Rodrigues Avatar
June 23, 2023 at 1:22 PM
LOL…for Jan’s contest… Hugs ~ Kim
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