Keep It In the Family

My partner’s parents came to stay They’re messing with my head They only turned up yesterday So we gave up our bed But last night I’d been drinking Until late into the night I went to bed right off my head But still left off the light I snuggled up real close And then I found myself in trouble I gave my love a tender kiss But what I felt was stubble I leapt up and made for the door Could not leave fast enough Forgot my clothes were on the floor And I was in the buff Next morning things felt awkward Frankly, not a lot was said I had to tell my partner I forgot we’d lent our bed My partner quipped good job you’re quick And wasn’t there for hours I asked her aren’t you worried That your dad’s just bought me flowers