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July 14 National Nude Day

National Nude Day – 14 July

I believe that it started in France
When some folks left their house without pants
Without batting an eye
They simply walked by
And not a soul bothered to glance

Encouraged by nary a stare
They next chose to go out all bare
With bare ass and boobs
 And blasé attitudes
In French you might say laissez-faire

Well brother, it caught on and spread
And finally came to a head
It’s a national day
When it’s simply OK
To go without clothing instead

So unbutton – unzip
Drop your drawers – show a nip
No one will think you are rude
If you don’t mind the breeze
From your neck to your knees
Tomorrow’s your day to be nude

Me?  Well I’ve just aged a bit
My body’s not that trim and fit
I could show off my parts
But it’d just break your hearts
So Nude Day – I guess I’ll skip it

Uncle Mike

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 9/28/2013 11:02:00 AM
I have heard some say nudidity Is the next thing near to stupidity And to whole world is their downfall When without any brains at all.
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Date: 9/28/2013 10:57:00 AM
Also, let me make this one of my favorite places for simplicity sake.
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Date: 9/28/2013 10:56:00 AM
Gads. I had to sign in to comment. I can see why everyone liked this one because there were no clothes to see at all. Right? You and I seem to be the only ones with couples and droplets of a sense of humor.
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Date: 7/15/2013 5:38:00 PM
This brought a smile to my face. :) Very nicely written and well done!
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Date: 7/13/2013 9:44:00 PM
Funny and well written. And I must say..Im staying in bed all day on July 14..BG
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