July 14 National Nude Day

National Nude Day – 14 July I believe that it started in France When some folks left their house without pants Without batting an eye They simply walked by And not a soul bothered to glance Encouraged by nary a stare They next chose to go out all bare With bare ass and boobs And blasé attitudes In French you might say laissez-faire Well brother, it caught on and spread And finally came to a head It’s a national day When it’s simply OK To go without clothing instead So unbutton – unzip Drop your drawers – show a nip No one will think you are rude If you don’t mind the breeze From your neck to your knees Tomorrow’s your day to be nude Me? Well I’ve just aged a bit My body’s not that trim and fit I could show off my parts But it’d just break your hearts So Nude Day – I guess I’ll skip it Uncle Mike