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Johnny Vonpete - Bawdy

A dirty pervert called Johnny Vonpete
Exposed his bits to girls out on the street
But one girl was a cop
And it made his face drop
Held his bits and made a hasty retreat.

Pervert Johnny ran as fast as he could
At the end of the block two cops were stood
One ordered him to freeze
And to get on his knees
Johnny's no longer a pest in 'the hood'.


Written 19th May 2019

Syllables  10/10/6/6/10/  both stanza's.

Copyright © Tom Cunningham | Year Posted 2019

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Michelle Faulkner Date: 6/12/2019 11:43:00 PM I like that you told a story with this, congratulations on your placement! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/13/2019 1:24:00 AM Thank you very much Michelle, happy you like it. Tom

Jan Allison Date: 6/12/2019 3:59:00 PM I really loved this one Tom:-) congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/12/2019 4:17:00 PM Thanks Jan, got you to thank for showing me how they're done. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 6/12/2019 12:10:00 PM A great Limerick Tom! Congratulations on your top win! : ) Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/12/2019 12:41:00 PM Thank you very much Connie, glad you liked it. I hope you are well. Tom

Ralph Sergi Date: 6/12/2019 7:42:00 AM Hi Tom: There is (no comeuppance ).for this pest Congratulations! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/12/2019 8:05:00 AM Thanks Ralph, hope all's well Tom

Tania Kitchin Date: 6/12/2019 4:39:00 AM Tom, congratulations on your winning placement with your fun and witty limerick! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/12/2019 6:39:00 AM Thank you very much Tania, some brilliant entries for the contest. Thank you too for hosting. Tom

Timothy Mcguire Date: 6/11/2019 11:28:00 PM great win Tom! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/12/2019 6:38:00 AM thank you Timothy. Tom

Jan Allison Date: 6/3/2019 2:59:00 PM just read the second stanza it is so funny !!:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/3/2019 3:31:00 PM Thanks very much Jan.

Ralph Sergi Date: 6/3/2019 7:25:00 AM The nerve of that perv, 10 years he should serve! Funny and clever poem, Tom. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 6/3/2019 8:15:00 AM Haha thanks Ralph. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 5/22/2019 9:41:00 AM Serves him right - silly pervert - very funny Poem - you are so good at these limericks Tom, good luck in the contest! Hugs, Jennifer. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 5/22/2019 11:05:00 AM Thanks Jennifer. Everyone gets their just desert's lol. Tom

Nette Onclaud Date: 5/21/2019 5:51:00 PM tom, well he thinks he's one big exhibit! you are so fun, so wicked!..lol... huggs Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 5/22/2019 11:00:00 AM Thanks nette. Safe travels. Tom

Timothy Mcguire Date: 5/20/2019 11:08:00 PM Until he makes bail and is out and at it again! Well written Tom! Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 5/21/2019 8:07:00 AM Leopard never changes its spots lol

Vijay Pandit Date: 5/20/2019 7:44:00 AM A got what he deserved ..a laugh out loud poem..all the best for a win, Tom. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 5/20/2019 8:25:00 AM Thanks very much Vijay, glad I gave you a laugh. Tom

Lindsay Laurie Date: 5/20/2019 1:07:00 AM G'day Tom ... the next flash will be from the coppers camera and he'll have to eat his own lollies - thanks Tom - Lindsay Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 5/20/2019 2:11:00 AM Haha, thanks Lindsay. Tom

Gershon Wolf Date: 5/19/2019 9:11:00 PM Very good, Tom. Good luck with this one. ~ Gershon Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 5/20/2019 2:11:00 AM Thanks very much Gershon. Tom

Hilo Poet Date: 5/19/2019 8:11:00 PM This garnered more than just a smile Tom, Aloha wk Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 5/20/2019 2:10:00 AM Thank you William, glad I gave you a laugh. Tom

Caren Krutsinger Date: 5/19/2019 5:16:00 PM I like the way you make his bits sound itty-bitty Tom. Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 5/19/2019 5:25:00 PM Thanks Caren, had to keep it cleanish lol.

Jan Allison Date: 5/19/2019 4:55:00 PM oops that was a bit of a cock up indeed Tom lol:-) hugs jan xx Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 5/19/2019 5:24:00 PM Thanks Jan, it certainly was, added another. Tom