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A dirty pervert called Johnny Vonpete Exposed his bits to girls out on the street But one girl was a cop And it made his face drop Held his bits and made a hasty retreat. Pervert Johnny ran as fast as he could At the end of the block two cops were stood One ordered him to freeze And to get on his knees Johnny's no longer a pest in 'the hood'. Written 19th May 2019 Syllables 10/10/6/6/10/ both stanza's.

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Michelle Faulkner

Date: 6/12/2019 11:43:00 PM

I like that you told a story with this, congratulations on your placement!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/13/2019 1:24:00 AM

Thank you very much Michelle, happy you like it. Tom

Jan Allison

Date: 6/12/2019 3:59:00 PM

I really loved this one Tom:-) congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/12/2019 4:17:00 PM

Thanks Jan, got you to thank for showing me how they're done. Tom

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 6/12/2019 12:10:00 PM

A great Limerick Tom! Congratulations on your top win! : )

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/12/2019 12:41:00 PM

Thank you very much Connie, glad you liked it. I hope you are well. Tom

Ralph Sergi

Date: 6/12/2019 7:42:00 AM

Hi Tom: There is (no comeuppance ).for this pest Congratulations!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/12/2019 8:05:00 AM

Thanks Ralph, hope all's well Tom

Tania Kitchin

Date: 6/12/2019 4:39:00 AM

Tom, congratulations on your winning placement with your fun and witty limerick!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/12/2019 6:39:00 AM

Thank you very much Tania, some brilliant entries for the contest. Thank you too for hosting. Tom

Timothy Mcguire

Date: 6/11/2019 11:28:00 PM

great win Tom!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/12/2019 6:38:00 AM

thank you Timothy. Tom

Jan Allison

Date: 6/3/2019 2:59:00 PM

just read the second stanza it is so funny !!:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/3/2019 3:31:00 PM

Thanks very much Jan.

Ralph Sergi

Date: 6/3/2019 7:25:00 AM

The nerve of that perv, 10 years he should serve! Funny and clever poem, Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 6/3/2019 8:15:00 AM

Haha thanks Ralph. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 5/22/2019 9:41:00 AM

Serves him right - silly pervert - very funny Poem - you are so good at these limericks Tom, good luck in the contest! Hugs, Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/22/2019 11:05:00 AM

Thanks Jennifer. Everyone gets their just desert's lol. Tom

Nette Onclaud

Date: 5/21/2019 5:51:00 PM

tom, well he thinks he's one big exhibit! you are so fun, so wicked!..lol... huggs

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/22/2019 11:00:00 AM

Thanks nette. Safe travels. Tom

Timothy Mcguire

Date: 5/20/2019 11:08:00 PM

Until he makes bail and is out and at it again! Well written Tom!

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/21/2019 8:07:00 AM

Leopard never changes its spots lol

Vijay Pandit

Date: 5/20/2019 7:44:00 AM

A got what he deserved ..a laugh out loud poem..all the best for a win, Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/20/2019 8:25:00 AM

Thanks very much Vijay, glad I gave you a laugh. Tom

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 5/20/2019 1:07:00 AM

G'day Tom ... the next flash will be from the coppers camera and he'll have to eat his own lollies - thanks Tom - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/20/2019 2:11:00 AM

Haha, thanks Lindsay. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 5/19/2019 9:11:00 PM

Very good, Tom. Good luck with this one. ~ Gershon

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/20/2019 2:11:00 AM

Thanks very much Gershon. Tom

Hilo Poet

Date: 5/19/2019 8:11:00 PM

This garnered more than just a smile Tom, Aloha wk

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/20/2019 2:10:00 AM

Thank you William, glad I gave you a laugh. Tom

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 5/19/2019 5:16:00 PM

I like the way you make his bits sound itty-bitty Tom.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/19/2019 5:25:00 PM

Thanks Caren, had to keep it cleanish lol.

Jan Allison

Date: 5/19/2019 4:55:00 PM

oops that was a bit of a cock up indeed Tom lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 5/19/2019 5:24:00 PM

Thanks Jan, it certainly was, added another. Tom