Job Perks

Furtive, I would slip away
any poor excuse
would do, make my way
across the lawn
into building twenty-two

Secretive and circuitous
I took an odd and winding
route... While bustling
they had no time
to wonder what
I was about 

Far removed from
fluorescent gleam
conveyor belts and
machinery-
a soft-lit, silent
posh retreat
damask-lined walls
with greenery

Oddly placed
within the building
inconvenient
(so they said)
a glorious refuge
for an introvert
a quiet space to
clear my head

Oh, the job had
the usual “benefits”
health, vision, and 401K
and that was all just
fine and dandy
great and A-okay...

We even had
our own mini fridge
to store our food
as bitter drama
had ensued over
brown-bag bandits
(in days past)

We even had our very own
stereo to blast

And the HR lady
gave me the run-down
my first day
all the benefits
and perks
but I must say...
she left one out-

No doubt, the loveliest
perk of all
was that elegant
public restroom
in PR, (so fancy
without stalls)
hands-down the very best
job “benefit” of all!

___

Memories of my old job... where, evidently, a fancy restroom was the highlight of my career! ;D
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Krutsinger Avatar
September 11, 2019 at 3:06 PM
Running to the restroom again, for it is the most RESTful part of this job. Ha!
Mcferran Avatar
September 11, 2019 at 7:47 PM
Yes... that restroom was the closest I ever came to a "Breathe" room on that job! hahahaaa! ;D
Faulkner Avatar
August 9, 2019 at 2:06 PM
The fanciest restroom I was ever in was in Macy's - it had a velvet couch! In the restroom!
Mcferran Avatar
August 13, 2019 at 12:23 AM
Wow, I'm sure I would've been impressed with that restroom.... my work "refuge" wasn't nearly that posh! ;)
Dietrich Avatar
August 8, 2019 at 8:06 PM
your description of getting to it reminded me of a scene from the movie about the women in a famous movie from a few years back. Dang, I can't even recall its name but it was the 60's NASA. This is very cool writing. I loved it.
Mcferran Avatar
August 9, 2019 at 2:27 AM
Thank you, Andrea- I'm flattered!! ;)
Allison Avatar
August 7, 2019 at 2:20 AM
Absolutely hilarious Rhona I love the thought of 'on the job perks, I am sure you sat down to appreciate them all lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Mcferran Avatar
August 7, 2019 at 12:50 PM
Yep! ;D That restroom was my safe-haven... and the only reason I survived several years there! (Well- that AND a tiny 'emergency stash' of Death By Chocolate ice cream in my mini fridge!) hahaha
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