Jack's Beard

Had a beard since nineteen sixty-two Hate to think what's underneath Might even be a family of boat people Maybe an old Christmas wreath Heard that it's even very possible For animals to flourish and survive In the depth of my hairy countenance Where they multiply and thrive But I haven't felt any movement lately Though sometimes I do feel a twinge Perhaps whatever is living in there May have gone on a drunken binge Bottom line is I'll still have this beard When they lower me into the ground Don't dare shave for fear little beasties Will leap out and scurry around © Jack Ellison 2015
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Breidenthal Avatar
June 24, 2015 at 5:39 PM
Another hilarious one! Can only expect the best from you! : ) I've gottah catch up! There's so many I have yet to read. Really excited to be seeing your progress. Always, Laura
Ellison Avatar
June 24, 2015 at 5:42 PM
Don'y hurt yourself sweet Laura! LOL All in good time, my dear friend!!! Love, Jackson xxx
Konos Avatar
June 20, 2015 at 5:59 PM
"Bottom line is I'll still have this beard..When they lower me into the ground"...And the good news is your beard lowered in or raised out...will continue to grow and grow and grow...Not that you needed this much information...but the better news is Jack is Sexy........
Ellison Avatar
June 20, 2015 at 6:36 PM
LOL Sexy Jack here, brought to you by Ramses Condoms... better SAFE than sorry!!! Love ya dear Judy a whole big bunch and then some!!! xxx
Eastman Avatar
June 20, 2015 at 9:02 AM
The beasties coming out and scurrying around! Now that's an image! So you DO have a menagerie like mine after all... just pint sized!... Dragon has a magnifying glass and is looking at Grandpa Trolls beard, while he snoozes... going 'Here beastie! Here beastie!
Ellison Avatar
June 20, 2015 at 6:37 PM
LOL We all have our trials, don't we??? xxx
Smith Avatar
June 19, 2015 at 8:51 AM
It's good for rubbing the ladies......cheeks
Ellison Avatar
June 19, 2015 at 10:43 AM
Are you being naughty my fine feathered friend!!!
Allison Avatar
June 19, 2015 at 5:45 AM
ha ha ha love the humour here Jack:-) You wouldn't look like Kenny or Santa if you were clean shaven now! :-) Hugs jan xx
Allison Avatar
June 19, 2015 at 6:18 AM
do drop by and see me posted a limerick today:-) hugs jan xx
Ellison Avatar
June 19, 2015 at 6:16 AM
Till my last breath dear Jan! Hugs, Jack xxx
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