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I even found a game about doggy poop!

I'Ve Got the Doggy Doo Blues - For Contest

Woke up this morning all forlorn
Piles of dog poop lie on my lawn

I’d love to find the offending mutt
Give his owner a cork for its butt!

Dog poop is a disgusting mess
It gets everywhere I must confess

Come on dog owners make me happy
Put your pooch in a doggy nappy

Notices say 'clean up dog poop' - 
All you need is a poop-a-scoop

Or simply carry a plastic bag …
If I see YOUR dog poohing – I will nag

Just clear up the offensive doggy doo - 
It’s not a difficult thing to do!

Contest – Everyone Poops – Roy Jerden
07~26~15

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Skat A September 24, 2015 at 11:57 AM Jan, Congrats on your win. Another interesting contest. LOVE SKAT Jan Allison September 26, 2015 at 1:25 PM Thanks Skat:-) hugs Jan xx

Viv Wigley September 22, 2015 at 8:01 AM When it comes to poo, how very true, Jan. I remain a Cat owner. Nicely written and congrats, Viv x Jan Allison September 26, 2015 at 1:25 PM I prefer cats to dogs but they dig up my garden and poop and drive me mad too!:-) hugs jan xx

Edward Johannes September 22, 2015 at 3:44 AM Jan, I would hate to have you nag If I forgot the bag And could not pickup the doo The dog did strew On your lawn so green Causing you to pop a spleen. Congrats on your win! Jan Allison September 22, 2015 at 7:45 AM LOL lovely rhyme thanks Edward:-) hugs Jan xx

Dr. Upma A. Sharma September 22, 2015 at 12:48 AM Congrats on ur brilliant winning write Jan! Jan Allison September 22, 2015 at 7:45 AM Thanks Dr Sharma:-) hugs Jan xx

James Fraser September 8, 2015 at 3:17 PM It abhors me to see owners allowing their dogs to dirty anywhere without cleaning it up, more so in Public Parks where even their children are playing. Quite incredible to be honest~James xxx Jan Allison September 8, 2015 at 4:01 PM it is a disgusting thing James - we have notices in our parks - sadly the dogs can't read them:-( hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso July 30, 2015 at 10:33 AM I too came back for a second chuckle!!! Jan Allison July 30, 2015 at 11:23 AM aww thanks Arthur I do appreciate your support:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich July 29, 2015 at 3:27 PM just came back to laugh at this picture and poem!!! hahaha Jan Allison July 29, 2015 at 6:05 PM Thanks Andrea - glad it made you smile:-) HUgs Jan xx

Paul Callus July 29, 2015 at 3:07 AM Thank you for bringing awareness about this doggy business! I can't stand people walking their dogs, pretending to have a plastic bag tied to the leash ready for use, but it never gets used, even though their dogs are guilty of messing the pavement!! Hugs ~ paul Jan Allison July 29, 2015 at 6:55 AM Doggy business - you hit the nail on the head there lol:-) hugs jan xx

Constance La France July 28, 2015 at 10:18 AM Jan, wonderful for the contest,7, I never thought I would see a contest like this but it is getting some real creative writes and thanks for visiting my Gull poem and all your many visits to my poems Jan Allison July 28, 2015 at 11:50 AM I'm really pleased Roy has done the contest - as you know I am the queen of poop poems lol - just hope Roy likes this:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper July 28, 2015 at 8:09 AM top of the line poem a winner for sure and other 10++ poem Hugs Jan Allison July 28, 2015 at 11:49 AM Thanks Eve - wish they would amend the rating to 10 from 7 - can never understand why they chose that - then again I never look to see how the poem is rated - am just happy when it gets read and commented on - that is far more important:-) hugs jan xx

Darlene Gifford July 28, 2015 at 2:46 AM Informative, and funny. Sure to be a big winner, Jan, as most of your entries are! Thanks for helping me in so many ways, and for your friendship....Darlene Jan Allison July 28, 2015 at 11:47 AM LOL Darlene i couldn't believe it - I googled doggy nappies for a joke for another poem - couldn't believe they actually exist! Now if only we could get them for seagulls! :-) hugs Jan xx Darlene Gifford July 28, 2015 at 7:55 AM loved your doggy picture! Reminds me of that (Depends) commercial where the celebrates did this ad about adult diapers. Guess they really need the money for more mansions! Jan Allison July 28, 2015 at 4:25 AM Thanks Darlene I do appreciate your support:-) It's tough having the title queen of poop but at least i don't write crap poems lol :-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich July 27, 2015 at 7:40 PM I see Frank has visited you. Go see his poems . They are really nice! Jan, I wrote a poop poem but it will be a while before I post it. hahaha Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 7:44 PM I have visited Frank many times Andrea it is so lovely to have him back on soup :-) Don't leave the poop poem too long :-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman July 27, 2015 at 11:00 AM Oh this rings out the message Jan, as usual in your unique style..just love it.. Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 11:44 AM Thanks Harry - I just hope that Roy likes it:-) hugs Jan xx

Nette Onclaud July 27, 2015 at 10:47 AM lol, you're a poop queen, jan.. my doggie would love this!.. wow.. huggs Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 11:43 AM LOL Nette I hope i don't write crap poems... just poems about poop lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Shadow Hamilton July 27, 2015 at 8:20 AM your wicked sense of humour shines out Jan gl in contest hugs 7 Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 9:46 AM I don't know if it is poohey enough Shadow :-) hugs jan xx

Judy Konos July 27, 2015 at 7:54 AM Reminds me of TWO neighbors. ONE neighbor walked his dog mornings to which he 'decked' the OTHER neighbors lawn! Weary from cleaning up the 'aftermath' the OTHER neighbor picked it up in a plastic bag walked across the street and FLUNG it into the ONE neighbors FRONT DOOR.....A Sight to Behold did Unfold! Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 9:45 AM LOL Judy - I walked up our road today to see a pooh bag deposited on one of the neighbour's garden walls - quite disgusting:-( hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick July 27, 2015 at 7:49 AM Reads like a winner..Very creative way to go for the contest..I wonder how one plays the doggie poop game..LOL..Thanks for the visits to my page..I appreciate the time spent there..Sara Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 9:44 AM one of the images of the game had pooh coming out the dogs behind - I can only hazard a guess at what the game entails lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Kelli White July 27, 2015 at 7:22 AM They should make electronic sensors that go off singing this song when a dog enters your lawn to make a deposit. Hahaha Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 9:43 AM LOL - great idea Kelli:-) hugs jan xx

Shane Cooper July 27, 2015 at 3:50 AM Hi Jan, Great poem, I love the first two couplets. There seems to be a bit of a pooh fascination going on these days in some people's poems I notice. Good luck in the competition my friend Love Shane xxx Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 9:42 AM I was blocked for writing a poem about a floating pooh - so this pooh contest is right up my street lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie July 26, 2015 at 10:49 PM G'day Jan... you have described a world wide problem remarkably well Jan. Do you think this competition will be judged while eating breakfast? Thanks Jan - Lindsay Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 1:48 AM Thanks Lindsay - have seen some great entries - I think Roy needs to judge this contest sitting down lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso July 26, 2015 at 10:44 PM Well if I had a cork I sure know where I would stuff it, and its not on the dog!!! :) Hugs Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 1:47 AM LOL Arthur - a tongue in cheek write but on a serious subject:-) I guess there is a subtle difference between writing crap poems and writing poems about crap lol:-) Hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich July 26, 2015 at 10:26 PM I like Ken's word "whimsical" It surely is and so cute!! Love the picture of the nappy. Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 1:46 AM I hope the poem is poohey enough Andrea - a fun write on a serious subject:-) hugs jan xx When I saw the dog nappies and game I had to post the pics lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ken Carroll July 26, 2015 at 7:08 PM Whimsical write Jan.. fun to read! Jan Allison July 27, 2015 at 1:45 AM Thanks Ken:-) hugs jan xx

Kp Nunez July 26, 2015 at 6:15 PM Cute and just the right kind of poo, er, lightness, Jan. Goofluck in the contest! PS. Unable to get notifications last night, My email client again had issues...grrr. Hugs! Jan Allison July 26, 2015 at 6:17 PM The same thing with lack of notification of comments is happening to Demetrios too :-( hope my poem is poohey enough lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mary Rotman July 26, 2015 at 2:50 PM i like this poem a lot. You have a great sense of humor that resembles mine, I think. I think you have a good chance with this one! Jan Allison July 26, 2015 at 2:55 PM Thanks Mary I love to write with humour whenever I can:-)hugs Jan xx

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