I'Ve Got Myself a Stalker

I've got myself a stalker and Julian's his name 
I've got myself a stalker and stalking is his game 
He stalks me in the morning and he stalks me when it's dark 
He's often lurking by the lake or bushes in the park 
They say it's paranoia but that's psycho babble talking 
So how come the same guys always there behind me when I'm walking 
I've got myself a stalker who's as mental as can be 
He says he'll dedicate his sorry life to stalking me 
He sends me crazy letters and he calls me on the phone 
He listens at my letterbox to see if I'm alone 
It didn't bother me at first just took it on the chin 
But now if I am truthful feel to do the f*cker in
Can't face going out the door at times I'm left upon the shelf 
Have i told the police about him? Nah! I'll deal with this myself 
I've got myself a stalker so I bought myself a knife 
It's reached the point that for this crazy b*stard I'll do life 
Ain't no one I can talk to and there's no one understands 
I think it's time that I took matters into my own hands 
Show him the error of his ways this God damn awful farce 
It's coming back to bite this motherf*cker in the ass 
Well I used to have a stalker who was f*cked up in the head 
But he won't be stalking me no more cuz now the f*ckers dead.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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