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I'Ve Discovered How 'Polly Ticks' Written With Lin Lane

Polly Wally waddles all day 
She's running for office in LA 
She wastes time doodling 
Enjoys a daily noodling 
But she never earns her pay 

Polly Wally was once quite a looker 
Before politics she worked as a hooker 
Now she dresses with power 
Doesn't get paid by the hour 
Now she's aging no man would book her!

Collaboration with Lin Lane - Lin has chosen a different title for her poem
Which she has called Polly Wally Doodles

08-16-17

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Pat Adams August 20, 2017 at 9:23 AM Well, I missed this one somehow, so many poems, so little time! LOL You ladies are next to my own heart. Can't go wrong with plays on words!!! Thank you both for writing this! rpat Jan Allison August 20, 2017 at 12:05 PM We are working on part 2 pat lol:-) we both wanted different titles but the both work in the context of the poem:-) hugs jan xx

John Michaels August 18, 2017 at 11:11 AM Scathingly close to the knuckle, as usual, Jan (and Lin) - but very funny!! Best of luck in the contest. Regards, John. Jan Allison August 18, 2017 at 11:14 AM It's not for the contest John just a fun write and part 2 will follow one day :-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel August 17, 2017 at 7:01 AM Ha ha, this one is awesome, Lin and Jan:) Jan Allison August 17, 2017 at 7:23 AM Thanks so much Jo we are working on Part 2 and now we have names for the LLamas we are working on more poems for that lol:-) hugs jan xx

Mike Gentile August 16, 2017 at 1:26 PM This is hysterical, loved it, Good luck! Jan Allison August 16, 2017 at 3:04 PM Glad you enjoyed it Mike, Lin and I had fun writing it - it's simply for fun not for any contest:-) hugs jan xx

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart August 16, 2017 at 1:01 PM You got a cracker here :) Jan Allison August 16, 2017 at 3:03 PM Cheers Maureen we had fun writing it:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith August 16, 2017 at 12:22 PM The bird's still chirping...good luck in the Collaboration Contest Jan Allison August 16, 2017 at 12:39 PM Lol its not for any contest and I can' t enter my own contest lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Russell Sivey August 16, 2017 at 8:17 AM This is so awesome, you women have tickled my funny bone and made me laugh! I surely enjoyed reading this comical poem this morning! I will be thinking about this all day, poor Polly! What a poem!! Great Work!! Jan Allison August 16, 2017 at 12:16 PM Thanks Russell:-) hugs Jan xx

Lin Lane August 16, 2017 at 8:10 AM Thanks for all the fun and laughter you bring me, Jan. It's always great to write with you. Jan Allison August 16, 2017 at 12:16 PM It was great fun and can't wait to do it ag:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues August 16, 2017 at 8:04 AM Excellent! GL in contest! Jan Allison August 16, 2017 at 8:05 AM It's not for the contest Kim just a fun write with Lin:-) hugs jan xx