I've been to the land of Oz verses

I, too, have been to the land of Oz, where everything is that never was, where nothing is never anyone's sole endeavor, and where whatever is is never just because. When I arrived in the land of Oz, I met a guy who claimed he wasn't who he was. And neither was he who he'd been. So, I was very confused when he did begin to explain why he thought I was his next of kin. Winky claimed she spent the night with the Wizard of Oz, who graciously invited her to partake of his noz. But she declined, saying, “Oh, Mr. Oz! I can't do that ~ because~ I'll never again be the same as I was. The way it is it never was in that funky land we know as Oz, where girls are girls and boys and boys, and girls play with their dinky toys to condemnation or applause. One day in the Land of Oz, I got hit in the back of the head by a big bag of fuzz. And this is the first thing the doctor said, when I woke up in an Oz hospital bed: "At least now we know what getting hit in the head by a big bag of fuzz does."