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Image used with kind permission of Bearman

http://beartoons.com/2013/12/16/snow-balls/

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12/29/20

It's Snow Joke - Bawdy Limerick

In winter when snow softly falls
Sid snowman clutches his snow balls
He says I feel chilly
There’s frost on my willy
I hope it melts when nature calls!

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2020

humoroussnowlimerick

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Linda Alice Fowler

December 22, 2023 at 3:22 PM

LOL Jan. Keep 'em comin'! Congratulations! :)

Andrea Dietrich

December 22, 2023 at 1:17 PM

Another congrats on this one. One of your best limericks.

January 25, 2021 at 1:45 PM

Hmmm, I always thought Frosty had a funny gleam in his eye. Thanks for this hilarious poem.

Margarita Lillico

January 23, 2021 at 8:56 AM

Nawdy alright! ;) M.

January 23, 2021 at 7:41 AM

thanks for the great belly laugh..very very cute and congratulations

January 17, 2021 at 4:50 PM

Love the Limerick, Jan. One question... how did you know we’ll get snow in 2039? Congrats on both your poetic prowess and your clairvoyance. Terry. ;.)

January 17, 2021 at 6:02 PM

that is so bizarre about the date lol no idea how that happened. I hope to still be around in 2039 mum has longevity on her side of the family... her great great aunt was 111 and 121 days and in the Guinness book of records:-) hugs Jan xx

January 9, 2021 at 6:39 AM

Congratulations Jan on this brilliant Limerick. Thanks for your soupmail Warm wishes Howard

January 17, 2021 at 5:59 PM

thanks Howard:-) hugs jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

January 9, 2021 at 4:09 AM

are we talking about Trump again ! a well deserved win dear friend, many happy returns, love xo

January 17, 2021 at 5:59 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

January 8, 2021 at 5:52 PM

I remember this one. a very well deserved win, jan, Congratulations.

January 17, 2021 at 5:59 PM

thanks Andrea:-) hugs jan xx

Newton Ranaweera

January 8, 2021 at 4:14 PM

What a witty and creative limerick, Jan!! Congratulations on your Top Win!!

January 8, 2021 at 4:16 PM

Thanks newton it was fun to write:-) hugs jan xx

January 8, 2021 at 1:47 PM

Your work is a winner way to go..Congrats. Sara

January 8, 2021 at 2:48 PM

Thanks so much sara:-) hugs jan xx

January 8, 2021 at 11:21 AM

I'm loving these Limericks, congratulations on your winning placement. I hope Sid's balls defrost soon. Haha

January 8, 2021 at 2:48 PM

Thanks so much Joanna:-) hugs jan xx

Paula Goldsmith

January 8, 2021 at 10:42 AM

Congratulations on your win. What a fun write and picture. My laugh for the day. Enjoy your win with blessings....................

January 8, 2021 at 2:48 PM

I was so thrilled when the artist allowed me to use his cartoon:-) hugs jan xx

January 8, 2021 at 9:30 AM

Absolutely hilarious Jan! Will never think of snowballs the same way again! Congratulations on your win!

January 8, 2021 at 2:47 PM

Thanks so much Sam yes you would worry about throwing these ones lol:-) hugs jan xx

January 8, 2021 at 7:12 AM

Back with Congrats Jan!!

January 8, 2021 at 2:47 PM

Thanks so much Mark, being allowed to use the image made my day:-) hugs jan xx

January 8, 2021 at 6:00 AM

Hilarious, Congrats on your win Jan..

January 8, 2021 at 2:46 PM

Thanks so much Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Krish Radhakrishna

January 8, 2021 at 5:59 AM

absolutely hilarious! makes me shiver! Congrats on your win!!

January 8, 2021 at 2:46 PM

Thanks so much Krish:-) hugs jan xx

Linda Alice Fowler

January 8, 2021 at 5:36 AM

Hysterical Jan LOL :)) Congratulations on the win! Linda

January 8, 2021 at 2:46 PM

Thanks so much Linda:-) hugs jan xx

January 8, 2021 at 3:55 AM

Jan, congratulations on your first place win with your hilarious bawdy limerick! Hope you keep writing them! hugs

January 8, 2021 at 2:45 PM

bawdy not porno lol I will never be deterred from trying to make folk smile innuendo is my great friend lol:-) hugs jan xx

January 2, 2021 at 7:06 AM

LOL, hilarious! So glad your muse is on fine limerick form

January 8, 2021 at 2:44 PM

thanks jack -:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

January 1, 2021 at 2:16 PM

Hilarity is your forte’ friend!

January 8, 2021 at 2:44 PM

Gald i amde you smile:-) hugs jan xx

December 31, 2020 at 5:12 PM

Well, Jan, you've done it again--this is a hoot! Janice

January 8, 2021 at 2:43 PM

thanks janice:-) hugs jan xx

Cecilia Macfarlane

December 31, 2020 at 7:47 AM

Hahaha, excellent limerick . Love it. Wishing you a wonderful new year full of health, happiness and love. Hugs

January 7, 2021 at 5:00 AM

thanks Cecilia:-) hugs jan xx

December 30, 2020 at 4:35 PM

Hello Jan … so the warning for us is; don’t eat yellow snow - Happy New Year Jan - Lindsay

December 31, 2020 at 5:09 AM

lol thanks for the advice Lindsay:-) hugs Jan and seasons greetings for a happy and healthy new year:-) xx

December 30, 2020 at 1:14 PM

Wow!! That is Awesome Jan ! I love it and I love that picture. That's a new fav for me!

December 31, 2020 at 5:08 AM

I am going to look through the artist's back catalogue have already seen 2 pics that would go beautifully with some of my older writes. so watch this pace:-) hugs jan xx

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