It's a Gas, Gas, Gas

My eco car runs on natural gas
Naught to sixty, what a blast
It runs like a dream
Refueled by baked beans
All free from a humans ass
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Wesley Avatar
June 15, 2011 at 2:20 PM
Hilarious! How could anyone not love it.
Devonshire Avatar
May 21, 2011 at 9:43 AM
That's a riot, James! Who knows, this might be the wave (of gas) in our future. LOL Best wishes in the contest! Love, Carolyn
Hall Mad Poet Avatar
May 20, 2011 at 6:37 PM
Yes! I couldn't have put it better myself. Thanks for your comments on my poem.
La France Avatar
May 20, 2011 at 11:35 AM
a fun limerick, best of luck in the contest~~
Poet Avatar
May 20, 2011 at 10:56 AM
Nice humour James .Enjoyed.
Dailey Avatar
May 19, 2011 at 1:30 PM
Potty humor - my kind of poet
Mehta Avatar
May 19, 2011 at 10:11 AM
Funny and witty, James
Ball Avatar
May 19, 2011 at 8:02 AM
Just because of the language, be careful ok? poetry soup is very careful on the subject, anyway I like it, it was short and sweet, and thank you for your kind comments God bless
Fraser Avatar
May 19, 2011 at 9:04 AM
Hi Robert, thank you kindly for your comment. I very much doubt my poem above is going to upset anyone. If it does, I will pay for any injections of humour required....: smiles
A   Avatar
May 19, 2011 at 5:42 AM
Good morning! James, how are you? As for me.. xool... and laughing here.. i can even say loud... I wonder if you knew how funny this would be... the image of gas and gass,,, made ,me super chuckle.. Hope all is well in Scotland.. always,..p.d.
Deane Avatar
May 19, 2011 at 5:31 AM
James you have quite the imagination and enjoy every word you write, truly laugh out loud, thanks... Shannon
Neels Avatar
May 19, 2011 at 5:19 AM
lol huh uh James, that's just nasty :) you had me laughing out loud at work :) I am telling my boss it is your fault ;) good luck for Robb's contest.. xoxo
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