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IT'S A BIT OF A COCK UP

A promiscuous lady named Jill Thought it prudent to go on the pill She saw her G.P He said ‘oh dear me’ - You should have used a condom with Will! Jill politely asked him what he meant Contraception was her real intent The pill’s too late I fear For you’re pregnant my dear - It looks like it’s an unplanned event 21ST April 2016

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Date: 4/30/2016 5:02:00 PM
Love it Jan! Fran...
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/30/2016 5:39:00 PM
Thanks so much Francis:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/27/2016 1:55:00 AM
Nice one, Jan. Your limerick's are always fun to read. T.J
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/27/2016 3:34:00 AM
Glad you enjoy them TJ - am working on humour for my book - if I can make someone smile with my words then my job is done:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/24/2016 5:43:00 PM
Jan, I often feel like writing something fun, but cannot grasp that nettle by the tail. You always make it look so easy.
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JEAN MURRAY
Date: 4/24/2016 5:49:00 PM
I see that. Humble thanks Jan. I will have to get my clown's cap on soon.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/24/2016 5:45:00 PM
Oh Jean you are a great humourist that's why i have you on my faves list:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/22/2016 10:44:00 PM
LOL great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/23/2016 6:34:00 AM
hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/22/2016 3:16:00 PM
Passion we all enjoy great write lots love xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/22/2016 3:19:00 PM
Thanks Duncan:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/22/2016 8:17:00 AM
so cute- life is full of little surprises! and the laughs along the way makes it so worthwhile! -Sandi
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/22/2016 8:17:00 AM
Thanks Sandi:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/22/2016 12:08:00 AM
so how the heck did the G.P know she had a bun in the oven!! I like this. Saw what you commented to others below. Gosh, they have been talking on this issue for years over here!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/22/2016 3:39:00 AM
Maybe her massive bump gave it away - who knows Andrea... I am allowed a bit of poetic licence lol. I didn't know the rules were so strict here Andrea. I wrote a poem about abortion for a contest run by Dr Ram but never posted it - may resurrect it but it is such an emotive subject I didn't want to cause controversy:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/21/2016 7:29:00 PM
It looks like it’s an unplanned event --- The failure of, a leaky rubber tent The birth of a child, made it all worth the wile Good thing it was all just for rent.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/22/2016 3:36:00 AM
LOL Jerry:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 4/21/2016 1:04:00 PM
very cute, jan!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/21/2016 1:56:00 PM
Thanks Ilene I do hope you both are feeling better now:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/21/2016 10:33:00 AM
Hindsight is 20/20....lucky my daughter isn't Jill or there'd be one less Will. You're a hoot Jan.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/21/2016 10:39:00 AM
Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/21/2016 9:15:00 AM
Very creative piece. This makes my day. ;)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/21/2016 9:19:00 AM
Thanks Moon flower:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/21/2016 8:35:00 AM
Yipes! What a predicament!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/21/2016 9:01:00 AM
Its funny but also a sad write in a way Cas - there is a big debate about unplanned pregnancies on the Island at the moment. I wrote a poem about abortion over a year ago for a contest but as it is such an emotive subject I never posted it:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/21/2016 8:05:00 AM
Hilarious!!! Poor Jill and Bill, Why they wanted the thrill? Loved it, dear Jan! A seven for each!
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Date: 4/21/2016 8:11:00 AM
I couldn't resist the title Demetrios lol:-) Hugs Jan xx
Date: 4/21/2016 7:35:00 AM
I am reading jan and your breaking the news to the world gently lol great limerick lol stephen
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 4/21/2016 8:10:00 AM
I wrote this yesterday Stephen ...today there is a big debate on the Island about unplanned pregnancy:-) hugs Jan xx