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It's a Bit of a Cock Up

A promiscuous lady named Jill
Thought it prudent to go on the pill
She saw her G.P
He said ‘oh dear me’ -
You should have used a condom with Will!

Jill politely asked him what he meant
Contraception was her real intent
The pill’s too late I fear
For you’re pregnant my dear -
It looks like it’s an unplanned event 

21ST April 2016

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Francis J Grasso Date: 4/30/2016 5:02:00 PM Love it Jan! Fran... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/30/2016 5:39:00 PM Thanks so much Francis:-) hugs jan xx

Jean Murray Date: 4/24/2016 5:43:00 PM Jan, I often feel like writing something fun, but cannot grasp that nettle by the tail. You always make it look so easy. Login to Reply Jean Murray Date: 4/24/2016 5:49:00 PM I see that. Humble thanks Jan. I will have to get my clown's cap on soon. Jan Allison Date: 4/24/2016 5:45:00 PM Oh Jean you are a great humourist that's why i have you on my faves list:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 4/22/2016 10:44:00 PM LOL great!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/23/2016 6:34:00 AM hee hee:-) hugs Jan xx

Duncan Chappell Date: 4/22/2016 3:16:00 PM Passion we all enjoy great write lots love xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/22/2016 3:19:00 PM Thanks Duncan:-) hugs Jan xx

Sandi Maddox Hoot Date: 4/22/2016 8:17:00 AM so cute- life is full of little surprises! and the laughs along the way makes it so worthwhile! -Sandi Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/22/2016 8:17:00 AM Thanks Sandi:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/22/2016 12:08:00 AM so how the heck did the G.P know she had a bun in the oven!! I like this. Saw what you commented to others below. Gosh, they have been talking on this issue for years over here!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/22/2016 3:39:00 AM Maybe her massive bump gave it away - who knows Andrea... I am allowed a bit of poetic licence lol. I didn't know the rules were so strict here Andrea. I wrote a poem about abortion for a contest run by Dr Ram but never posted it - may resurrect it but it is such an emotive subject I didn't want to cause controversy:-( hugs Jan xx

Jerry T Curtis Date: 4/21/2016 7:29:00 PM It looks like it’s an unplanned event --- The failure of, a leaky rubber tent The birth of a child, made it all worth the wile Good thing it was all just for rent. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/22/2016 3:36:00 AM LOL Jerry:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer Date: 4/21/2016 1:04:00 PM very cute, jan! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/21/2016 1:56:00 PM Thanks Ilene I do hope you both are feeling better now:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 4/21/2016 10:33:00 AM Hindsight is 20/20....lucky my daughter isn't Jill or there'd be one less Will. You're a hoot Jan. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/21/2016 10:39:00 AM Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Moon Flower Date: 4/21/2016 9:15:00 AM Very creative piece. This makes my day. ;) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/21/2016 9:19:00 AM Thanks Moon flower:-) hugs Jan xx

Casarah Nance Date: 4/21/2016 8:35:00 AM Yipes! What a predicament! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/21/2016 9:01:00 AM Its funny but also a sad write in a way Cas - there is a big debate about unplanned pregnancies on the Island at the moment. I wrote a poem about abortion over a year ago for a contest but as it is such an emotive subject I never posted it:-( hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 4/21/2016 8:05:00 AM Hilarious!!! Poor Jill and Bill, Why they wanted the thrill? Loved it, dear Jan! A seven for each! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/21/2016 8:11:00 AM I couldn't resist the title Demetrios lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Stephen Pennell Date: 4/21/2016 7:35:00 AM I am reading jan and your breaking the news to the world gently lol great limerick lol stephen Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 4/21/2016 8:10:00 AM I wrote this yesterday Stephen ...today there is a big debate on the Island about unplanned pregnancy:-) hugs Jan xx