Inside Jane

She's the finest one I have ever seen She requires a bath, but can't handle the Afro Sheen She is high maintenance, which I don't mind She receives complements from time to time There is something special about her, I just can't explain It always excites me when I'm inside Jane She is long and sexy, a real lady to me And everyone that meets her does agree No other can compare With all my friends she is shared She was expensive, I paid an outrageous price She's my pie, but I don't mind you having a slice I own her, she is my property She has demonstrated unswerving loyalty I think I will change her name to Candy Cane I control the heat inside Jane She is getting up there in age, I may soon have to replace her The next lady I buy, I will call her Jennifer After my use of her last time I discovered a stain Came from a dog that wasn't properly trained I apologized to her and asked her not to be mad She has been the most loyal one I have ever had She is more than eager to entertain What? Cut the dirty thoughts, she's my private plane