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In the Land of Jack

Once upon a time in the land of Jack Everything was bright and shiny All the sweet ladies were really big busted But men's main assets were tiny Tried some exercise, tried some pull ups Even tried a new stretching machine Nothing worked 'twas doom and gloom Till this lady came onto the scene With a revolutionary new method She whispered naughty words in my ear Along with certain body movements It had something to do with her rear And a stunning bottom it surely was I must say on a scale of one to ten It was off the charts, probably a twenty And the men suddenly became men From that time on in the land of Jack All men had a smile on their face They even smiled while getting a flu shot It was once more a happy place

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Date: 2/3/2018 7:52:00 PM
Hello Jack, I really got a smile and a chuckle from reading this poem. Have a nice evening my friend. xxx-ooo.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/3/2018 8:18:00 PM
You are always so sweet Darlene!!! muuuuaaaa!!!!! Hope your evening is going well as too! Love, Happy Jack xoxox
Date: 2/3/2018 8:45:00 AM
Lim'riks are known for their hook//but Jackson has thrown the book//raised a fuss//Boys load the bus//for a trip to Jackland to took. SELL TICKETS AND COUNT CASH CARNIVAL JACK!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/3/2018 9:16:00 AM
For you, for a limited time only!!!!! Stay tuned!!! Have a sunny day my friend!!!
Date: 2/3/2018 8:45:00 AM
Bah ha ha! Awesome :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/3/2018 9:10:00 AM
What an uplifting tail eh!!! Hmmm...
Date: 2/3/2018 7:14:00 AM
I'm booking my ticket...howling to the land of Jack I go... You've got a knack for storytelling...All the best my friend
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/3/2018 7:18:00 AM
World famous I is!!! LOL Thank you King Arturo!!! Have a super Saturday!!!
Date: 2/3/2018 6:38:00 AM
Just going through my phone and messaging them... what about the ones who are an A or B cup? They might feel a bit left out my friend...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/3/2018 6:45:00 AM
A and B's are certainly acceptable if they can perform extraordinary and unusual and mouth watering stuff!!!!
Date: 2/3/2018 6:35:00 AM
Haha brilliant Jack, can you give me directions on how to get there. Regards Tom.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/3/2018 6:49:00 AM
I'll send you a Soup Mail for security reasons!!! (grin)
Date: 2/3/2018 6:34:00 AM
Oh KING, please let me into your kingdom!!! Will bring some lovely big bossomed ladies.... :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/3/2018 6:36:00 AM
Sure glad you added that last bit, otherwise no deal!!!

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