Valsa George Poet Limerick

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July- 9- 2026

A Summer Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest

Sponsor- Tania Kitchin

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In Summer on a Beach

He lay on the beach in his underwear
So happy, not knowing it had a tear.
As he enjoyed the cool breeze,
From close, he heard someone tease-
"Don't splay your legs, 'tiny guy's out, take care"!

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Linda Alice Fowler July 20, 2026 at 9:16 AM Wonderful fun reading Valsa. Congratulations! :)

Sotto Poet July 20, 2026 at 2:13 AM Back with heartfelt congratulations on your contest win, Dear Valsa.

Andrea Dietrich July 19, 2026 at 7:37 PM Great job here. Loved the humor and congrats

Paula Goldsmith July 19, 2026 at 1:06 PM Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your fun beach write. Have a fun day with your win..........

Krishnanand Guptar July 19, 2026 at 9:43 AM Congratulations Valsa on your high win in this contest with a hilarious humourous limerick, which sometime happen to anybody. Wish you a hilarious day.

Tania Kitchin July 19, 2026 at 8:29 AM Valsa, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny and bawdy limerick. Valsa George July 20, 2026 at 2:01 AM Thanks a lot Tania for the contest and the placement given.

sara Etgen-Baker July 13, 2026 at 3:16 PM HA :-)

Tom Cunningham July 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM lol, this is a hoot Valsa, they say if you’ve got it flaunt it and if you haven’t make sure it can’t be seen. Good luck in the contest. Tom

Karen Jones July 11, 2026 at 10:07 AM Omg! This is hilarious and genius! You’re sure to get a win! I needed a laugh today as it’s a gray rainy day here in North Carolina. ;0)

Sotto Poet July 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM How vividly you have captured the tears in the underwear fabric in your excellent limerick poem. This is absolutely hilarious!

Alison A Smith July 8, 2026 at 11:08 PM Oops.....