Impossible Mission To Identify Mine Heretically Rooted Hair Issue

Worrisome male pattern baldness never recedes from forefront of mine noggin. Though loss of hair NOT characteristic within genes, nor hearty chromosomes, nevertheless, anxiety prevails, that yours truly will witness bald pate. Additionally his mood directly linkedin with plethora of irrational notions, whereby such groundless, mindless, rootless... senseless thoughts underlie and sway moody blues of super tramping fo fighting beastie boy. After richly lathering and thoroughly massaging aging scalp constituting head property one very familiar long haired pencil necked geek, I subsequently rinse out shampoo and proceed to shake out matted hair back and forth to and fro (think whiplash) goes sodden crown even thee missus coon sitters me a freak. In the mane, I seek to emulate a puff (fee) daddy, (albeit with spindleshanks for legs), the laughing stock of mankind, no more muscular since being a wee little laddie. Euphoria and joie de vivre harkened likened to when angels sing nsync with me, a yankee doodle dandy IF freshly washed golden locks fluff up like cotton candy other disgruntlement arises spurring yours truly to drown sorrows courtesy one hundred proof brandy.