Immaculate Conception

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When I found photos of the reception,
I asked Mamma, "what is this deception?"
She said, "Don't be silly,
no one used their willy,
you were an immaculate conception!"

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Date: 2/1/2025 3:48:00 PM
Hahaha, I started laughing from the picture. This is so hilarious. Mum would need to be practical in giving advice. Congratulations.
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Date: 11/16/2024 10:38:00 AM
This one couldn't help but be a winner, S O. Love the photo caption...
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Date: 10/20/2024 3:36:00 AM
lol, love your funny and clever limerick SO, it did make me smile. Belated congratulations on your win too. Emilia : )
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Date: 9/12/2024 8:34:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. This was way toooooooooo funny. Have a fun day writing away.........
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Date: 9/12/2024 1:42:00 AM
Excellent, and funny too, congratulations.
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Date: 9/11/2024 7:10:00 AM
Naughty boy! Very witty write, congratulations on your top win, Silent One
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Date: 9/10/2024 7:41:00 AM
Very cute and funny!! Great one! Xo
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Date: 9/10/2024 2:22:00 AM
Lol dear silent one! Not always one can think of something for a picture prompt so different like that but!! You can do any form just effortlessly! What a clever limerick so well written with excellent rhymes too. Your take is very different and unique , and you delivered one that wasnt expected! I love how youv used immaculate conception here! Very smart idea well articulated! Pleasure reading this and congrats on your first place win! You deserve it!
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Date: 9/9/2024 6:51:00 PM
Very well done And won. Congrats
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Date: 9/9/2024 6:36:00 PM
Congratulations on your win!
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Date: 9/9/2024 4:09:00 PM
Good one, S.O. CONGRATS on your win. Janice
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Date: 9/9/2024 3:39:00 PM
lol! Congrats on your top win!
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Date: 9/9/2024 3:33:00 PM
Congratulations! Mothers know best! ):
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Date: 9/2/2024 5:35:00 PM
SO, so cute this is. Ahh life...reality is always interesting to contemplate. You have an immaculate sense of humor!
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Date: 9/1/2024 2:55:00 PM
In must have been love divine. A great take on the picture and words Silent One… Beryl
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Date: 9/1/2024 10:13:00 AM
More like an unholy deception on mom's part
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Date: 9/1/2024 6:43:00 AM
Lol, Silent One, "A tisket and a tasket--Urgent call for Nurse Ratchet!' ***koo ... Aloha William
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Date: 9/1/2024 5:44:00 AM
Oh my----! This is 'terrific' ! Silent one, you excel in pathos, love, limerick and what not! This made me roar into laughter......! :) :) :)
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