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"Thy wit is quick and capable thy rhyme Conversant with my heart art thou and sly Thou giveth words where I have never spoken I swear against the truth so foul a lie For pride and reputation hath thou token My beauty's pattern idly sold to men My Spirit, qui'tly dreaming, now awoken Cries: 'Draw no lines there, with thy antique pen Sir, I forbid thee this most heinous crime! Though people see thee fair and thought thee bright Thy art is black as hell, as dark as night!" William Shakespeare (by ouija-board), commenting upon the work of 18 year old William Ireland who, in 1794, forged a great number of Shakepeare parafernalia, including a complete play; 'Vortigern and Rowena'. This elegant form, called 'eleven', or 'onzine' was developed by the Dutch light verse poet 'Drs. P' (real name Heinz Polzer, born in 1919 and still going strong). Rhyme scheme: abc bcd cda ee. The lines are usually in iambic pentameters. a and b end with a stressed syllable, c with an unstressed one.