I'M Not Nosey But

I've never been one to nosey but
Looking through my net curtains
I just happened to have a pair of binoculars in my hand
I'm a curious kinda man
Ooh you wouldn't believe the things I've seen
Not being a gossip of course
It's so posh around here the mail is personally
Delivered by the Queen
And across my vast sprawling country estate
Someone's skinny dipping in my lake
I think I'll choose a masserati today
And wave at the peasants on my way.

There goes Dietrich on her penny farthing
Listening to some Hank Marvin
Toqyen is drunk again
Casarah is walking her lama
Tim has just worked out at the gym
And Jan is looking nice and Trim
Peter and Vera 
are in the garden
Singing Shakira
Poet destroyer is cutting the grass
Ooh she has a lovely fast
Mower that lass.

There goes Mary Jo on her pogo stick
She doesn't look too well hope she's not sick
Over there prince Harry is having a party again
A fancy dress
And he's dressed as hen
Well folks Think I'll get in my hot tub full of champagne
And wait until tomorrow
When I can spy again.




Peter Dome. copyright. 2014. Sept.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 9/11/2014 3:13:00 PM
Hello Peter, wow, talk about nosey. LOL... Jan, is looking nice and trim. hahahah, makes me wonder if I cut that verse to short... hahahahah! <---That's a forced hahahaha by the way... penny farthing. OI! OI! This is so funny,.... Now look at me, I was being nosey, spying on you. Seeing what you have going on these days... What a surprise. Love Linda
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Date: 9/12/2014 5:36:00 AM
Hi Linda how good to hear from you. I'm not really nosey but. how ya doing. you spying on me eh. you looked so cute cutting that grass. and you have such a lovely, face. thank you so much. always a real pleasure to see you pop by. my warmest best wishes. Pete. X. P.S you can cut my grass any time. may take you some time. ha ha
Date: 9/9/2014 4:22:00 AM
hahaha... a good one.. XD
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Date: 9/9/2014 4:43:00 AM
Thank you friend, nice of you to stop by. Glad you enjoyed it. take good care. best wishes. Pete.
Date: 9/9/2014 3:42:00 AM
To all the nosey kind people who were enticed by the title. thank you very much. Pete. X.
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Date: 9/9/2014 3:40:00 AM
Yes Jan pc world ha ha. I did make the joke about curry's, the shop assistant didn't smile. Well at least a scientific fact has been proven. curry and computers don't mix. Me and Doris had so many good times together, she loved my touch, I used to press all her right buttons. We travelled the world together boo hoo. thank you for the warm welcome back. take good care Jan. my best wishes. Pete.
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Date: 9/8/2014 7:19:00 PM
Oh Dear Peter, thank you so much for mentioning Peter and I, I don't know about singing Shakira, don't even know who she is, but wonderful write, I thank Jan for pointing it out as Peter is too busy at the moment doing PFP's etc. you know what I mean, take care my friend............Vera..........
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Date: 9/8/2014 7:37:00 PM
Hi Vera what a lovely surprise. hope your ok. thank you so much. Shakira is a pop star, it just happened to fit the poem. Peter is doing very well. it would be great to see you post again. take care my friend best wishes. Pete.
Date: 9/8/2014 3:41:00 PM
hahaha, I thought you were going to be mentioning naked people and stuff. But this was sure fun seeing what you said about fellow Soupers. Prince Harry. Now would that be our dear Harry the horseman!!and please tell me just exactly does it mean "on her penny farthing?"
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Date: 9/8/2014 3:57:00 PM
Hi Andrea. so good to hear from you. No sorry. no naked people. you and your mind. yes prince Harry the horseman. Nice to see you out on your penny farthing.' A Victorian bicycle, with one massive wheel at the front, and a small one behind. the only way to get off was to grasp a tree branch and hope for the best. Loved your poem about the willow wow. take care my friend Pete. nosey parker.
Date: 9/8/2014 1:01:00 PM
Hey now .....lol...quite the set of binoculars....any champagne left..cheers
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Date: 9/8/2014 1:13:00 PM
Hey Tim howya doin. I'd give you champagne any time mate. Not from my hot tub of course hope you ok. sorry haven't been around my computer broke. great to hear from you take care my friend. Best wishes. Pete.
Date: 9/8/2014 11:20:00 AM
Oh Peter I am so so so so so glad i dropped by this write and to see my name in one of your poems - wow and lots of my other favourite poet friends too - awesome! its a 7 from me and into favourites:-) hugs hugs hugs Jan xx the bit about PD cracked me up LOL
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Date: 9/8/2014 1:20:00 PM
Hope you went to PC World not Curry's for your new one:-) was missing seeing your great writes - welcome home:-) Hugs Jan xxx
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Peter Dome
Date: 9/8/2014 1:17:00 PM
Hi Jan. it was great to see you looking so trim and healthy driving your Ferrari. ha ha.missed you. my computer broke. curry and computers don't mix. found out the hard way. thought currys could fix it had to buy a new one.hope your keeping ok. take good care. warm best wishes. Pete.
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