I'M Not Me, I'M Just Looney

The silence is deafening But I’m sane I assure Meet my friend Oliver You can’t see him, he is right there My name is Theodore I took San Juan Hill What the hell do you mean I don’t need a pill Abe Lincoln was A good friend of mine And I used to have tea With the Queen all the time This is a nice jacket But no sleeves that’s not right And you Idiots have it Put on to damn tight My room has no furniture But it has rubber walls I have too lie on the floor And no one hears when I call But I do have Oliver A good friend he has been And today we have a treat We’re having tea with the Queen.