I'M Just So Passive

I’M JUST SO PASSIVE Trolling all the restaurants and the takeaways on the high street Whiffing all the smells of the cooking, but: never stopping to eat Then it is off down to the local pub, to whiff the barmaid’s apron Mind: our barmaid wears a beard and goes by the name of Jason After having myself a few passive pints, its off out for a cigarette And whiffing and snuggling in the corner with the feisty brunette “Yes” I am just a professional passive whiffer of all things so nice My favourite being; a chicken vindaloo curry with, spiced pilau rice Indiana Shaw . . . ; )