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I'M Back - the Blockage Has Gone

I’m sorry I should be berated
My trusty pen’s been constipated
But poetry Jan
Just sat on the can...
Great relief, it’s to be celebrated!

Been very busy recently and  had a break away for a few days but also I've suffered from writer's block  - I'm back now and hopefully the poop will flow again (from my pen I mean)and I will be more active on the site

9/18/18

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Mahtab Bangalee September 23, 2018 at 4:48 AM pen's constipated- oh ho ho - wonderful

Maurice Rigoler September 21, 2018 at 4:00 PM Hahaha! Never thought of a pen developing constipation! Love it! When I get writer's block I just lay off and wait. Whatever caused the block soon goes away and ideas start to flow again. Thanks for stopping by, Jan. / M

Maurice Rigoler September 21, 2018 at 4:00 PM Hahaha! Never thought of a pen developing constipation! Love it! When I get writer's block I just lay off and wait. Whatever caused the block soon goes away and ideas start to flow again. Thanks for stopping by, Jan. / M

Jerry T Curtis September 20, 2018 at 6:50 PM I know I heard something-----welcome back Jan

Andrea Dietrich September 20, 2018 at 6:25 PM LOVE this one. Great way to show it's BACKKKKK

Warren Doll September 20, 2018 at 7:45 AM Hilarious-welcome back , Jan. ~ Warren:)

Charles Messina September 19, 2018 at 2:41 PM Happy your back and your poop too..lol Too funny...Hugs

Connie Marcum Wong September 19, 2018 at 1:35 PM I am happy to see your muse has returned. Welcome back my friend! : )

Mike Gentile September 19, 2018 at 9:54 AM I'm so glad you are back and that your pen flows, Happy Wednesday xxoo

Viv Wigley September 18, 2018 at 11:08 PM Yaay! You had me worried- I have times like that, but then again I am full of cr*p :). Viv x

Lindsay Laurie September 18, 2018 at 8:09 PM Great comparison Jan (I trust the ink in the pen smells sweet) - thanks again - Lindsay

Rico Leffanta September 18, 2018 at 5:43 PM I did my best to bring you back, but am happier you did it all by yourself! Aloha! Rico

Tania Kitchin September 18, 2018 at 4:16 PM Ha Ha, very clever and cute! Welcome back!

Chris Green September 18, 2018 at 3:45 PM Sure does sound like you were busy. I am glad the paper work is finally all done and you can get back to writing your humorous poetic gems. Jan Allison September 18, 2018 at 3:51 PM The job isn't done until the paperwork is done Chris lol:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper September 18, 2018 at 3:34 PM Jan, you are such a card, but a beautiful one with great inspirational writes from the heart even if they are funny. ~`* Hugs Eve Jan Allison September 18, 2018 at 3:51 PM I have been so busy lately and with my muse on a cruise when I wasn't its been tough but I think she has come back now:-) hugs jan xx

John Gondolf September 18, 2018 at 3:03 PM Glad you were able to take care of that blockage, Jan, I'm sure your pen feels much better. haha John Jan Allison September 18, 2018 at 3:50 PM I am hoping the blockage never returns John!:-) hugs jan xx

Tim Smith September 18, 2018 at 2:54 PM Hope you read the new book " A Big Relief" by Hu Plung Poo ...it was a huge release Jan Allison September 18, 2018 at 3:49 PM ha ha ha :-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham September 18, 2018 at 2:44 PM Welcome back Jan, hope you had a lovely time. Tom Jan Allison September 18, 2018 at 2:48 PM It was so wonderful we are going to go back Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger September 18, 2018 at 2:41 PM Jan, you jumped back into the fray with a flourish and a flush! Jan Allison September 18, 2018 at 2:48 PM I'm flushed with success that my muse is finally returning:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer September 18, 2018 at 2:00 PM i always miss your poems when you don't post, jan! welcome back... Jan Allison September 18, 2018 at 2:38 PM aww thanks Ilene, I just didn't have any enthusiasm for writing and have been busy with other things and barely even logged on to my mails when I was away I was having too much fun:-) hugs Jan xx

Jesse Rowe September 18, 2018 at 1:28 PM Sometimes you just need a good writer's enema. Glad to see you more, ermm, regular. Best wishes. Jan Allison September 18, 2018 at 2:36 PM lol Jesse:-) hugs Jan xx

Lisa Ricci September 18, 2018 at 1:02 PM Welcome back Jan. Oh those constipations (lol). I'm sorry for any life obstical. Your entry has flair style and yet wit. One thing about poetry it is there for when we are ready and able. May this day find you well. Jan Allison September 18, 2018 at 2:36 PM Thanks Lisa, I went away for a few days and my muse disappeared on a totally separate adventure but I think she has finally returned:-) hugs jan xx