If Only They'D Known - In Nancy Pelosi's Own Words
Can't stand the man
Despise his sight
I hate him so
With all my might.
In all my years
Can't recall a time
I had to deal
With such vile slime.
A puffed up despot
A vain buffoon
His very sight
Spells doom and gloom.
My only solace
My one salvation
Ice cream for dinner
Enough to face the nation.
The sugar rush
That silken taste
Tempers my moods
If not my waist.
What do I care
Why should I cease
When I’ve revealed
Trump is morbidly obese.
I told the world
Made it quite clear
His health in mind
And not a smear.
The truth quite harsh
Sometimes it hurts
He needs cut down
McDonalds and desserts.
But not long now
Elections close
Watching with glee
Trump thrashing in death throws.
Joe's on the cusp
If only he knew
But with creeping dementia
He hasn't a clue.
So my plan's now enacted
All scheming and guile
To get rid of both
And rule with a smile.
I've earned it for sure
Endured with such class
Folks never guessed
I was such pure bad-a**.
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