If I Were An Elephant

Of all the mammals living on the land, the elephant is largest of that kind. But if I were an elephant, I’d show the largest also were my heart and mind! If I could be this beast, here’s what I know: I’m not some made-up Dumbo that can fly. I socialize; I grumble, and I need a jumbo size of tissues when I cry! My hearing is superb, but did you know that I can even listen with my feet? I put my trunk down by my feet and hear vibrations, and that’s one astounding FEAT. It’s obvious I’m strong. My trunk alone has forty-thousand muscles, and guess what? I’ll wrap my trunk around you, for BIG LOVE means I’ll be giving great big hugs a LOT. I cannot see too well. Nor can I jump, but with my padded feet, I softly walk, I am so skilled, for peanuts I won’t work! But first I need to teach myself to talk! Because if I can talk, I’ll speak out for my fellow elephants endangered by the foolishness and cruelty of those who harm us when we’re in such short supply! We’re also more than stunts inside a tent. And though our skin’s as thick as an old shoe, we have compassion, and we mourn our dead. As feeling creatures, we should have rights too! Now even though we elephants are huge, and probably I weigh at least a ton, I love to laugh and play! Climb on my back and take a ride. You’ll see that I am fun. I hope you see that I’m a lot like you. So take care with your fat jokes around me because it’s very true what people say. I now have got amazing memory! 12/10/16