If I Ruled the World

If I ruled the world,
I'd round up all the men.
Send them to Afghanistan,
...And nuke the place again,
and again.

I'd collect and burn,
All the world's monies
And make sex slaves,
Of all the honeys

I would kill all the ugly ones
Well save one or two
So when I'm drunk I'll say
'**** you look good to scr3w'

I suppose you wanted everyone,
To live in peace on the earth?
But believe me, if I ruled
That would be all a myth

But I'm sure after fifty years
Of all that sex slaving
Everyone will be related
And there would be no misbehaving

Because I will make sure 
Brother does not kill brother
And to women, the children
Will call all of them mother

To me, you guessed it
They will call me father

So I don't need riches or power
Or greed, just lust
I don't need gold or diamonds 
Only women with a 42DD bust.......

**Requested by my Cousin Michelle**

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 4/20/2011 9:28:00 AM
how did you guess my bra size? lol great pen
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Date: 3/20/2011 8:31:00 AM
hey dude, 'wewe ni wazimu' that's swahili for 'u r mad' coz u really r! man, thanx 4 the read, at least after reading many other poems i have at last a chance to laugh. so... only women wiht 42DD bust? Im sure they're glad to have ur lust. >thanx 4 the welcome dude!
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Date: 1/5/2011 6:02:00 PM
If you're looking for women with a 42DD bust, you will only find a small percentage of them meeting the qualification. This was easy to read with some good rhyming. I got a few hearty chuckles out of it. Thanks for sharing.
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Date: 12/28/2010 1:48:00 PM
Nice.
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Date: 12/28/2010 1:24:00 PM
Little Hitler....LOL-- you are naughty.
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Date: 12/22/2010 9:02:00 AM
Wow! Sidney it seems I came back in time,, nice to see you post a new one.. I have been out of the soup myself. I just jumped backed on last night. don't think its for good.. Hope to see you read and comment my latest,, poem... By the way how are you and your new baby.. it seems as if to many Sidneys are new parents to new born babies.. nice request but silly and so like you to pull off such a request..i love it and adding it to my faves,, i would verse this women style,, for you,,,lol,, p.d.
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Date: 12/19/2010 6:03:00 PM
Sidney this is a very unique and funny write as well as interesting theory my friend.. u crack me up ..but I luv it dude... u may get your chance if the leaders of this world keep scr3wing it up ..royally ..luv.. enjoyed this entertaining write.. and where have u been my friend? missing "Sweetheart"???
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