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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required If I ruled the world, I'd round up all the men. Send them to Afghanistan, ...And nuke the place again, and again. I'd collect and burn, All the world's monies And make sex slaves, Of all the honeys I would kill all the ugly ones Well save one or two So when I'm drunk I'll say 'Shit you look good to scr3w' I suppose you wanted everyone, To live in peace on the earth? But believe me, if I ruled That would be all a myth But I'm sure after fifty years Of all that sex slaving Everyone will be related And there would be no misbehaving Because I will make sure Brother does not kill brother And to women, the children Will call all of them mother To me, you guessed it They will call me father So I don't need riches or power Or greed, just lust I don't need gold or diamonds Only women with a 42DD bust....... **Requested by my Cousin Michelle**
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