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If I Had a Giant Shoe Horn

if I Had If I had a giant shoe horn I would slide huge people into compact cars If I had a giant flyswatter I would smash rabid coyotes into pancakes If I had a giant spatula I would flip over your house to see your reaction

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L Milton Hankins

Date: 1/20/2022 8:34:00 AM

(chuckling) Surely not! Although I do love the idea of sliding huge people into compact cars. We once bought a Ford Mustang. Kept it for about six months. I hated that car. I couldn't get in and out of it gracefully! Even getting in and out of my Honda is an ordeal, but that's because of old age and arthritis!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/20/2022 8:28:00 PM

My husband was so irritated yesterday when we took my small car to his first doctor's appointment, we took his big car to the second one.