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If I stood on one leg and Told you the ABC’s backwards Would you laugh out loud at me? If I planted dead roses in your garden Would you laugh then? If I went skinny dipping in the lake Would you laugh then? If I wore bo-bo’s that cost a dollar at the dollar store Would you laugh then? If I needed bifocals Would you laugh? If I liked and wore the color pink Would you laugh? I just wonder Would you laugh at me?