I Wish I Was a Chocolate Moose
I wish I was a chocolate moose,
I’d have an enormous caboose!
I’d love to try to reproduce,
more tiny mooses on the lose!
I’d act like a silly Canadian goose
and perch under the spruce.
They’d call me the god Zeus,
woe is me…there’s just no use-
O, I wish I was a chocolate moose.
I wish I had antlers of tremendous,
they’d be colossal and stupendous.
A woman moose may look horrendous
with horns like Maleficent so prodigious.
If only I was renown and prestigious,
like the Pope in Rome so religious.
I would never be tough and litigious,
fighting over sheep so disputatious-
O, I wish I had antlers of tremendous.
I wish I was muscular with big eyes,
they would seek prey and hypnotize.
Although I’d be a moose to compromise,
never causing extinction or demise.
I’d start a moose school and advise
all the tiny mooses how to be wise.
But I would never ever surmise
but teach good health and exercise-
O, I wish I was muscular with big eyes.
I wish I was a chocolate moose,
I’d have an enormous caboose!
I wish I had antlers of tremendous,
they’d be colossal and stupendous.
I wish I was muscular with big eyes,
they would seek prey and hypnotize.
I wouldn’t be a loner or recluse,
and feel the need to be contentious,
I’d be a moose all would recognize!
I Wish I Was a Contest
May 6, 2018
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