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I Wish I Was a Chocolate Moose

I wish I was a chocolate moose, I’d have an enormous caboose! I’d love to try to reproduce, more tiny mooses on the lose! I’d act like a silly Canadian goose and perch under the spruce. They’d call me the god Zeus, woe is me…there’s just no use- O, I wish I was a chocolate moose. I wish I had antlers of tremendous, they’d be colossal and stupendous. A woman moose may look horrendous with horns like Maleficent so prodigious. If only I was renown and prestigious, like the Pope in Rome so religious. I would never be tough and litigious, fighting over sheep so disputatious- O, I wish I had antlers of tremendous. I wish I was muscular with big eyes, they would seek prey and hypnotize. Although I’d be a moose to compromise, never causing extinction or demise. I’d start a moose school and advise all the tiny mooses how to be wise. But I would never ever surmise but teach good health and exercise- O, I wish I was muscular with big eyes. I wish I was a chocolate moose, I’d have an enormous caboose! I wish I had antlers of tremendous, they’d be colossal and stupendous. I wish I was muscular with big eyes, they would seek prey and hypnotize. I wouldn’t be a loner or recluse, and feel the need to be contentious, I’d be a moose all would recognize! I Wish I Was a Contest May 6, 2018