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I Wasn'T Naughty

The gift he left was black and bleak 
I swear to you I didn't peek
with stockings low
a risque show
I only kissed her on the cheek

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Andrea Dietrich

December 24, 2016 at 3:34 PM

Soupmail!

Jean Murray

December 22, 2016 at 2:34 PM

I'm confused.....and in these matters I am hard to confuse Tim. Sounds like fun, whatever is going on.

Kevin Leake

December 21, 2016 at 11:30 AM

Great lmerick Tim, I needed a good laugh today!!! Enjoyed Best Wishes Kevin

Lim'Rik Flats

December 21, 2016 at 8:52 AM

Sneak a peek, kiss a cheek, often makes a good man weak;-). GOTD! ~ j

Demetrios Trifiatis

December 21, 2016 at 7:43 AM

A great one dear, Tim! I ...believe you! Haha!

Arthur Vaso

December 21, 2016 at 12:22 AM

If you need a lawyer give me a call! Otherwise great poem!!! :)

Jan Allison

December 20, 2016 at 4:21 PM

Yeah but which cheek ... and as for the title ... pah ... unless you beleive I'm the Christmas fairy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

December 20, 2016 at 11:42 AM

Tim, awe, you are too toooooooooo sweet and a gentlemen. Thanks for nice peek. LINDA

Connie Marcum Wong

December 20, 2016 at 11:36 AM

A real treat Tim! I have never been able to write even one Limerick. Bravo on this one! 7 ; )

Anne-Lise Andresen

December 20, 2016 at 2:38 AM

:))) - Love it, well done Tim - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Darren White

December 20, 2016 at 1:35 AM

Very nice, literally :D LOVE this, lots.

John Lawless

December 19, 2016 at 3:17 PM

THIS IS GREAT TIM......

Daniel Turner

December 19, 2016 at 2:23 PM

You may have only kissed her on the cheek but where were your hands? Very funny, Romeo:)

Chris Green

December 19, 2016 at 12:08 PM

This was funny Tim. Nicely done. :) What kind of stocking were they, not hung by the chimney with care I wouldn't think. :)

Len Gasun

December 19, 2016 at 11:04 AM

Niceysweet limerick!:)) Thanks for sharing and the smiles and also for stopping by my poem my dear friend. I'll be back soon to read again from you and also visit others here. Sorry if I can't stay longer yet coz I'm still recuperating. I came late 'coz I received phone calls from my family a while ago. Thanks again. Good luck always. love and hugs, Leonora