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I Wasn'T Naughty

The gift he left was black and bleak 
I swear to you I didn't peek
with stockings low
a risque show
I only kissed her on the cheek

humornonsenselimerick

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Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/24/2016 3:34:00 PM

Soupmail!

Jean Murray

Date: 12/22/2016 2:34:00 PM

I'm confused.....and in these matters I am hard to confuse Tim. Sounds like fun, whatever is going on.

Kevin Leake

Date: 12/21/2016 11:30:00 AM

Great lmerick Tim, I needed a good laugh today!!! Enjoyed Best Wishes Kevin

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/21/2016 8:52:00 AM

Sneak a peek, kiss a cheek, often makes a good man weak;-). GOTD! ~ j

Demetrios Trifiatis

Date: 12/21/2016 7:43:00 AM

A great one dear, Tim! I ...believe you! Haha!

Arthur Vaso

Date: 12/21/2016 12:22:00 AM

If you need a lawyer give me a call! Otherwise great poem!!! :)

Jan Allison

Date: 12/20/2016 4:21:00 PM

Yeah but which cheek ... and as for the title ... pah ... unless you beleive I'm the Christmas fairy lol:-) hugs jan xx

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 12/20/2016 11:42:00 AM

Tim, awe, you are too toooooooooo sweet and a gentlemen. Thanks for nice peek. LINDA

Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 12/20/2016 11:36:00 AM

A real treat Tim! I have never been able to write even one Limerick. Bravo on this one! 7 ; )

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/20/2016 2:38:00 AM

:))) - Love it, well done Tim - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Darren White

Date: 12/20/2016 1:35:00 AM

Very nice, literally :D LOVE this, lots.

John Lawless

Date: 12/19/2016 3:17:00 PM

THIS IS GREAT TIM......

Daniel Turner

Date: 12/19/2016 2:23:00 PM

You may have only kissed her on the cheek but where were your hands? Very funny, Romeo:)

Chris Green

Date: 12/19/2016 12:08:00 PM

This was funny Tim. Nicely done. :) What kind of stocking were they, not hung by the chimney with care I wouldn't think. :)

Len Gasun

Date: 12/19/2016 11:04:00 AM

Niceysweet limerick!:)) Thanks for sharing and the smiles and also for stopping by my poem my dear friend. I'll be back soon to read again from you and also visit others here. Sorry if I can't stay longer yet coz I'm still recuperating. I came late 'coz I received phone calls from my family a while ago. Thanks again. Good luck always. love and hugs, Leonora