I Softly Went a Huntin'

I softly went a huntin’
To find some softly sheep,
I cannot count without them
To lull me back to sleep.

‘Where art thou little fluffy?’
I called its nicky name,
And taken by the surplus
A hundred bleaters came.

I’ll never count them all in time,
I worried like my pal,
I only wants a little kip
Not like my Auntie Val.

She likes to sleep for England
And all the English men.
Sometimes she sleeps with 40
And sometimes only 10.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Laurie Avatar
January 19, 2015 at 2:08 AM
G'day Wayne... You are witty with a weird but loveable sense of humour... and I really enjoy your style. Lindsay
Helppi Avatar
November 2, 2014 at 7:07 PM
I enjoyed this one Wayne.
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