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I Shoulda Seen It Comin'

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I am almost embarressed to tell this story, but it's been jingle-jangling around in my tummy for years. I guess it's time to let my belly-ache out. I was always one of the smallest kids in school so I guess I felt compelled to be noticed. Always shy, always friendly, and always a bit of a jokester. For some reason I was always picked on to do stupid crazy things, probably because I usually did what the children tempted me to do. I wasn't your average student in my early years, my mother would vouch for that..God rest her soul. I once let a snake loose in the school cafeteria for five dollars...shoulda seen the girls run (lol) Another time I put thumb-tacks on my teachers seat, the dumbell sat on it, twice in two days (lol) I hated that guy..and so did everyone else. I got into many fights protecting the weaker kids from bullies (that was a good thing) I just shouldn't have done it on school property, or in the classroom. So, here is just another one of the crazy things I did back in the day. Somehow, someway...the good lord turned me into the fine gentleman I am today...methinks! 

I collaborated three forms of poetry in this in which I call a "haibunrhymeku)- Haibun, rhyme, haiku :) 

One day when I was in grammar school while sitting in my class I noticed that my young attractive teacher She had a very cute heart-shaped style a.. Every time she walked on by strutting down the isle My friend would always notice that I'd have a great big smile The jokester that he was And the prankster I became At twelve years old, maybe thirteen I gave myself a name My friend had bet me four fins plus two If when Ms. M had walked her strut That I would nonchalantly take my hand And rest it on her butt In other words, my friend would give me twenty-two dollars To go feel Ms. M's behind With my curious goose, on the loose, I admit, the thought had crossed my mind So, Dazzy, hazy, crazy me I happily made the bet And I took my hand and squeezed her rump And collected on his debt Ms. M was shocked and red in the face And clearly she felt used So, she sent me down to the principles office And claimed she was abused i was a bad boy i shoulda seen it comin' three days suspension I Shoulda Seen It Comin' Poetry Contest Sponsor: John Lawless 1/28/2023

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Date: 2/5/2023 9:12:00 PM
Charlie if this is a work of fiction I giggled a little. If it is a work of Truth I giggled a lot. From what I've seen of your work I truly believe a gentleman came out of life lessons! Finest Regards A.S.
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Date: 2/3/2023 1:11:00 AM
Charlie, I can't believe this ! Thus, from that 'nasty rogue' you have grown into such a fine gentleman..... ! These are memories that will always thrill you.....perhaps shock you more. Enjoyed the humor.
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Date: 1/28/2023 4:39:00 PM
Great poem Charlie, either a great imagination or a very brave little boy. A very lenient school ! ln my institutions of learning that would have earned six of the best !
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Date: 1/28/2023 9:56:00 AM
Well a fun poke on the butt resulted in three free days and twenty-two dollars. Hardly a punishment, you rascal, you.
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Date: 1/28/2023 9:43:00 AM
Lol, you devil Charlie, at least you gained some dollars and three days off to boot. Bet you cringe when you look back. Tom
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