I Saw a Man Stark Naked

I saw a man stark naked there unexpectedly, who in his masculine fashion, though not apprehensively, went gliding (or was he striding?) down the center of the hall. He did not glimpse me at all as my gut called out, What gall! So brazen, so reckless this peculiar entity appearing as if from nowhere to step in front of me, not elegant or slim as I’m fond of men to be; but neither corpulent nor stocky -that cocky buck he with a smooth protruding rump, rather like a girl’s, yet by his gait betokened “straight” with nary a frill unfurled. Frozen to the floor, gawking all the while, I tried to surmise what could prompt in one such imprudent, impudent style. Was he merely meandering in some somnambulism state as his simple sex is wont to do even while awake? Or maybe this curious man had behind his head an eye from which, though facing forward, did enable him to spy the stupefied stranger staring at his rounded bare behind. For he seemed to be parading his rear assets just for me, which I deemed, as I beheld them, excelled in simplicity! Though nothing was exceptional, I smiled begrudgingly at a finely curved back with firm legs attached in resplendent nudity! 11/11/16 for the Naked Contest of Anthony Slausen

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Date: 12/11/2016 1:02:00 PM
Resplendent nudity. I smile at this poem, how you observed him, without averting your eyes, seeing the smallest details and describing it. How exquisitely naughty ;)
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Date: 12/11/2016 12:06:00 PM
Bingo! A nice one. Loved the way you described it.
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Date: 11/27/2016 10:22:00 AM
LOL, lovely write about bare-assed cheek. A colleague's friend saw a flasher once & told the police she wouldn't recognise his face...
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Date: 11/18/2016 3:19:00 PM
OOOOO.....Lookes like you had a thrill. I was smiling as I was reading your poetry. I could picture this happening to you in my mind. Yes a big 7 from me as well.
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Date: 11/14/2016 5:11:00 PM
This had me smiling all the way through it. Wonder where this Adonis came from and where he was headed so purposefully. Really well described and well expressed. A big seven from me. God Bless, JB
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Date: 11/14/2016 10:27:00 AM
Love your bare facts poem. You handled the scene so matter-of-factly. Love, Dave
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Date: 11/13/2016 6:42:00 PM
My dear poet, ya had me at "naked" and had me choking on my dinner with "resplendent" ! Fantastic write Andrea! Miss ya...much love, james
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Date: 11/13/2016 5:14:00 PM
That's quite the Dream Andrea. Good luck in the contest he contest.
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Date: 11/13/2016 12:50:00 PM
I just hate it when I sleep walk without a key, sorry Andrea...
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Date: 11/13/2016 12:19:00 PM
This is a gem! I'm sure this came straight out of your imagination! Maybe not!? Love the way you put together the 4,5,6 syllable words. They are perfectly assembled! This has got to be a winner! ...Fran
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 11/13/2016 12:28:00 PM
gosh are those lines actually perfectly assembled that way? I was not trying for it, Francis! And yes, this came from a very vivid dream I once had. You are very intuitive.
Date: 11/13/2016 10:23:00 AM
Ah, there's nothing like a view of a full moon:) This made me laugh, Andrea.
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Date: 11/13/2016 1:53:00 AM
I feel the need to ask, Andrea, who would be striding naked down your hall? I'd check the locks on your windows if I were you :) . Fun little bit of voyeuritic prose, Andrea, good luck . Viv x
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Date: 11/13/2016 9:02:00 AM
I will tell you my secret, Viv. This was based on a dream I had a long time ago. It was very vivid and i Had all those emotions of my poem seeing this in my dream!
Date: 11/13/2016 12:09:00 AM
Oh La La Andrea! I saw the title and I rushed here, in absolute fear, as I had left the curtains open last night! As soon as I saw the poem wasn’t about a clown I breathed a sigh of relief!!! LOL Hugs!!
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Date: 11/12/2016 9:34:00 PM
Andrea, good write funny :-) good luck in the contest
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Date: 11/12/2016 5:10:00 PM
The title sure got my attention :) Andrea this write was hilarious!! Loved it and it's a definite fav.
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Date: 11/12/2016 2:26:00 PM
Lol! Andrea, I must say your title alone caught my attention. As I began to read you most definitely tickled my funny bone with this hilarious write. Great descriptions. I'm sure you will make it on the winning list with this write. I wish you the best of luck in the contest: -) Alexis
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Date: 11/12/2016 2:18:00 PM
ha ha ha this is hilarious Andrea I just can't stop laughing at the imagery! :-) hugs Jan xx7
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Date: 11/12/2016 2:12:00 PM
very cleverly done, andrea! i enjoyed this very much...
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Date: 11/12/2016 1:18:00 PM
Wahhahahahha lol..Can't stop laughing Im sorry..: ).You are so good at this..Its so what I needed.: )
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Date: 11/12/2016 1:18:00 PM
Dear Andrea So you decided to write ab X rated poem! Good for you! Hope you win the contest. Peace & Love Matthew Anish
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Date: 11/12/2016 1:14:00 PM
haha...love the descriptions
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Date: 11/12/2016 1:08:00 PM
Maybe he just wanted to show you his short comings...good luck in the contest
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