I Love You So Much

I love you, you’re hot, you do it for me, You’re perfect on the inside, All warm and soft and deliciously round, Your belt has sort of been pied, And you come to the footy, and also the pub, You warm me when I am in town, You warm me in the cold winter months, You’re a beautiful tanned sort of brown, And I love sploshing you with all sorts of sauces, Covering your top in a red, You’re better than any McDonalds Big Mac, I think you’re better than bread, You’re my beautiful steak to beef to chicken, You can even be filled with lambs fry, You’re my beautiful hand held wonderful food, You’re my beautiful crispy meat pie.