I Love Kim and Kim Loves Me - In Trump's Own Words

I love Kim and Kim loves me We’re as friendly as can be, Were it not for this one thing I’d endorse the kid as King. But maturity eludes him Hence our future’s looking grim. He needs stop his clear obsession Thwarting any credible progression, Playing rocket man’s not smart, While I’m busy doing my part. I hope his folly’s just a phase of youth Explaining actions so uncouth. But if he simply doesn’t get it Proving he’s just another misfit, My full wrath will be unleashed Then he’ll truly see the Beast Rain and thunder on his head And not of water but of lead. Time will tell but I’m still hopeful That his end will not be doleful, After all I want that prize Mr. Noble in full size. I’ll wipe Obama’s smirk right off, Rubbing his face into my troth! So come on Kim give it a go For us both the world to show That our friendship’s good and strong And my instincts weren’t so wrong. After all what fun’s a rocket When it so damages your pocket.