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I Have a Funny Feeling

When your ex-spouse is allergic
Bring him plenty of glodenrod bouquets...

AAACHOOO!

When the turkey is tough...
Just pour on the gravy and chew harder!!

When your feet hurt, sit a spell!!

When you find an alligator in the road....
for your limbs sake, don't take him home!

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Bidyut Bikash Brahma

Date: 10/20/2010 5:38:00 AM

very funny enjoyed.

James Fraser

Date: 10/17/2010 1:09:00 PM

Mm, I wonder what I get the wife. We have no alligators in Scotland, answers on a postcard. Very funny Doris > have a lovely Sunday evening >> James :)

Juan Paolo Galua

Date: 10/16/2010 11:10:00 PM

enjoy this one so much...thank you! ^_^ v

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 10/14/2010 8:44:00 PM

wonderful, Doris, anjoyed,..p.d.

Sidney Hall Mad Poet

Date: 10/14/2010 7:28:00 AM

Hey D Take the Alligator home you can feed your husband to him if he gives you a hard time. or make some shoes and a hand bag that will cheer you up. Although you not perky to you still funny. I think its hanging around woth me. Insanity is bliss

Kristi Hayner

Date: 10/14/2010 6:15:00 AM

Good girl! Take care of your self FIRST!

Daver Austin

Date: 10/13/2010 3:11:00 PM

Words for the ages, dear Doris. I do an awfully lot of sitting and my feet don't even hurt. Love your humor. Dave

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 10/12/2010 1:23:00 PM

LUV these Doris... so funny .. so true... luv them all ... not making turkey this year.. Ron is cooking so its a surprise..luv.. enjoyed with a laugh..luv..

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 10/12/2010 7:01:00 AM

You made my day with this Doris. Thank you for sharing and thank you for your kind comments to me. They are appreciated. Love, Carol

Harry Horsman

Date: 10/12/2010 6:42:00 AM

i love your sense of humour Doris, enjoyed this. Harry

Sara Kendrick

Date: 10/11/2010 2:14:00 PM

Enjoyed the humor of the day..A gift of allergic reaction plants...Remember when that alligator was attacking cars at a stop sign down in south Ga..People would pull up to the stop sign and have to stop and the gator would come charging out and bite their bumpers..Mom

Doreen Cyr

Date: 10/10/2010 11:08:00 PM

laughing quite loudly here, great humor holding much truth doreen

Gert W. Knop

Date: 10/10/2010 5:11:00 PM

Hi Doris, I don't mean just the ordinary "sauerkraut"! It is different how I prepare it (with a bit of Prosecco or Champagne) and small cubes of ham and a few juniper berries and a little gin. But if you don't like sauerkraut at all, it tastes also very nice with some peas and carrots or just green beans... Bon appétit!...Gert

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 10/10/2010 4:57:00 PM

Very very funny and fantastic feelings you have expressed, Doris

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 10/10/2010 4:38:00 PM

You're tickling my funny bone tonight, Doris, and I had a good laugh reading this. Love it! Carolyn

Gert W. Knop

Date: 10/10/2010 4:27:00 PM

Hi Doris, wow, what a funny write! Sorry that your macdonald's hamburger caused you stomach upsets. I'll have mashed potatoes (only some milk, pepper, salt and nutmeg added) with sauerkraut and francfort sausages for dinner tomorrow. Thank you for your kind comments and have a great week!...Gert